Matt the Scott
@mortscoot.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!
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Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.
September 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
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Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
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"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"let's keep politics out of it" - someone with one very specific set of politics
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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Team Eric Adams Get Through Entire Day Without Any New Crimes Challenge
BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Team Eric Adams Get Through Entire Day Without Any New Crimes Challenge
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That's right, Eric Adams! You give the mayor of New York a piece of your mind!
August 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That's right, Eric Adams! You give the mayor of New York a piece of your mind!
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wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt
August 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt
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But...but *you're* the mayor right now
wow that’s fucked up that they killed everyone who didn’t complete the scavenger hunt
August 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
But...but *you're* the mayor right now
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no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable
August 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable
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I would deeply enjoy supervising a PhD thesis about this advertisement… please get in touch 😅
(Yes, it’s a real advertisement!)
(Yes, it’s a real advertisement!)
July 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I would deeply enjoy supervising a PhD thesis about this advertisement… please get in touch 😅
(Yes, it’s a real advertisement!)
(Yes, it’s a real advertisement!)
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how it started how it's going
meghan mccain edition
meghan mccain edition
April 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
how it started how it's going
meghan mccain edition
meghan mccain edition
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
New Weezer album about to drop! #beatles #sammendes
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
New Weezer album about to drop! #beatles #sammendes
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Whether it’s Russia launching a massive drone attack during a supposed ceasefire or Zelensky not wearing a suit to the White House, both sides are to blame for the unending war in Ukraine.
March 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Whether it’s Russia launching a massive drone attack during a supposed ceasefire or Zelensky not wearing a suit to the White House, both sides are to blame for the unending war in Ukraine.
Catching up on recent movies and had a choice between NOSFERATU and A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, and decided to go with the movie about the vampire draining the life from everyone he meets. NOSFERATU will have to wait!
March 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Catching up on recent movies and had a choice between NOSFERATU and A COMPLETE UNKNOWN, and decided to go with the movie about the vampire draining the life from everyone he meets. NOSFERATU will have to wait!
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In a just world this would be a career headstone.
March 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In a just world this would be a career headstone.
drop a fight scene you love
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March 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
drop a fight scene you love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6o1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6o1...