Mortimer Jones III
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Mortimer Jones III
@mortimerjones.bsky.social
Corgi dad, dad, peak hiker, cyclist, runner, fixer of automobiles, bicycles and electronics.

The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn of the crow. - William Blake
Wear a suit cramped in a tiny space next to the extra onions sandwich guy. It will improve your mood.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The less Liz Cheney the better tbh.
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She’s running for Governor. If she steps a little out of line he sinks her entire political future with one social media post.

Also she’s a total piece of garbage on top of that.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The President is above the law. Just askThe Supreme Court.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The Republican parties whole shtick is rage bait. You have to keep turning the dial up to keep people engaged. The full on call for public executions was inevitable.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
All vibes, no pillars era.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Where’s my doge check though
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That doesn’t seem too bad.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You sweet summer child. I’m sorry you now know tbh.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Terrorism distinction gives him a complete cover.
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
But have you tried the skyline flavored Graeters?
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That child porn question..
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Everyone knows this becomes just another insane thing he isn’t held accountable for. Right wing weirdos will say raping underage girls is actually an Alpha move and very cool.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Epstein files are under an audit. Nothing can be done.
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s only a matter of time until he changes the D to an R.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Voted on every local state and federal election since 1998. My days of voting for any Democrat are over. Fuck all of you.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
WV poor folks are gonna love it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Not a theory. It’s a fact.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
No but Paul’s 1 vote wasn’t deciding. If you think all of these votes aren’t staged when they are close you are very nieve to the process of how the Senate and Congress operates. Everything is strategic.

John McCain may be the one exception on the ACA vote. Everything else is theater.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
They break ranks WITH permission from the leader. He can knee cap their future election funding and threaten them by withholding future deals in their state. He wants the shutdown to end. Do you not get how this works? Rotating villain.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Wait. It’s worse than I though. Haha
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Is fighting rolling over and giving into the demands of Republicans?

Is fighting having your retiring members vote for it because you are too much of a coward to do it yourself?

Fuck you chuck.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Remember that youth enthusiasm? Let’s kill it. - Dick Durbin
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM