Mortimer Jones III
@mortimerjones.bsky.social
Corgi dad, dad, peak hiker, cyclist, runner, fixer of automobiles, bicycles and electronics.
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn of the crow. - William Blake
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn of the crow. - William Blake
You know what’s good? Thee Oh Sees live. A Japanese band called DMBQ opened and were incredibly strange loud and beautiful.
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You know what’s good? Thee Oh Sees live. A Japanese band called DMBQ opened and were incredibly strange loud and beautiful.
Some dogs doing some cool dog stuff.
June 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Some dogs doing some cool dog stuff.
Every time a peanut butter jar is emptied in the house I can’t help but think about this scene as I scrape the remainder.
November 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Every time a peanut butter jar is emptied in the house I can’t help but think about this scene as I scrape the remainder.
They expect a treat before I go on my early morning run. So much anticipation. All for a mini milk-bone.
November 12, 2024 at 8:06 PM
They expect a treat before I go on my early morning run. So much anticipation. All for a mini milk-bone.
They lost because they didn’t listen to this man.
November 11, 2024 at 10:16 PM
They lost because they didn’t listen to this man.
Just a little timeline cleanse for the doom scrolling crowd.
George (corgi) and Ginger ( newly rescued Boston) are best of friends and bitey face aficionados.
George (corgi) and Ginger ( newly rescued Boston) are best of friends and bitey face aficionados.
November 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Just a little timeline cleanse for the doom scrolling crowd.
George (corgi) and Ginger ( newly rescued Boston) are best of friends and bitey face aficionados.
George (corgi) and Ginger ( newly rescued Boston) are best of friends and bitey face aficionados.
Added a new beast to the pack. She’s a perfect little Boston terrier.
October 31, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Added a new beast to the pack. She’s a perfect little Boston terrier.
Woke up to find that George’s front legs are missing.
February 7, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Woke up to find that George’s front legs are missing.
The loaf is forever in a state of judgment.
October 27, 2023 at 2:01 PM
The loaf is forever in a state of judgment.
How I’m feeling this morning after the dog woke me up at 3 am for belly scratches.
October 15, 2023 at 1:48 PM
How I’m feeling this morning after the dog woke me up at 3 am for belly scratches.
Today is the 2 year anniversary of staying at a slum motel that had a pool condemned by the state of New Mexico.
September 21, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Today is the 2 year anniversary of staying at a slum motel that had a pool condemned by the state of New Mexico.
The animal in my house has an ass that’s fun to look at.
September 20, 2023 at 5:21 PM
The animal in my house has an ass that’s fun to look at.
One of the best stories in sports in a long time happened at the Vuelta Espana.
Super domestique and now Vuelta 2023 winner American Sepp Kuss !!
Super domestique and now Vuelta 2023 winner American Sepp Kuss !!
September 16, 2023 at 5:03 PM
One of the best stories in sports in a long time happened at the Vuelta Espana.
Super domestique and now Vuelta 2023 winner American Sepp Kuss !!
Super domestique and now Vuelta 2023 winner American Sepp Kuss !!
Mr Bean is ready for Halloween.
September 3, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Mr Bean is ready for Halloween.
This mfer gets all of life’s advantages just by being handsome.
September 1, 2023 at 10:46 AM
This mfer gets all of life’s advantages just by being handsome.