@mortdelapeur.bsky.social
Retired engineer. Really funny (for an engineer) Reside in Western New York.
Married (Sorry ladies)
Married (Sorry ladies)
You're supposed to say "symbols of color".
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You're supposed to say "symbols of color".
I thought I did, but it was just some dog shit.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I thought I did, but it was just some dog shit.
He thought they introduced Ronald McDonald.
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
He thought they introduced Ronald McDonald.
That's not what the federal jobs report says.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
That's not what the federal jobs report says.
It's called negging, it's a pickup artist technique.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It's called negging, it's a pickup artist technique.
Vaccines are the leading cause of adulthood.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Vaccines are the leading cause of adulthood.
If only there was someone to blame for our bad health care and horrible economy.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If only there was someone to blame for our bad health care and horrible economy.
Alternative morals.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Alternative morals.
Trump probably thinks he's a Saudi.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trump probably thinks he's a Saudi.
Trump probably thinks he's a Saudi.
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Trump probably thinks he's a Saudi.
President Kermit might.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
President Kermit might.
Can they be any worse than an American flag?
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Can they be any worse than an American flag?
I'm sure no news is good news.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'm sure no news is good news.
The people hiring them are the criminals and tax dodgers.
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The people hiring them are the criminals and tax dodgers.
My dog uses a calculator to ensure that he gets every piece of kibble he's entitled to.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My dog uses a calculator to ensure that he gets every piece of kibble he's entitled to.
Nothing burger-gate.
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nothing burger-gate.
Split screen with troops rolling out the red carpet for Putin.
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Split screen with troops rolling out the red carpet for Putin.
What if you have to draw a bloody snowman.
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What if you have to draw a bloody snowman.
What about corn hole?
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What about corn hole?
Oh, he had help.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh, he had help.
I think more of them are in the files.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I think more of them are in the files.
Rich predators.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Rich predators.
I'll announce layoffs for half that!
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'll announce layoffs for half that!
Hey, dance with who bought you.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hey, dance with who bought you.