@mortdelapeur.bsky.social
Retired engineer. Really funny (for an engineer) Reside in Western New York.
Married (Sorry ladies)
Married (Sorry ladies)
Isn't annoying when someone posts a question, then turns off comments?
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Isn't annoying when someone posts a question, then turns off comments?
Seeing how the large number of views for Kimmel on streaming apps, it makes me wonder if broadcast viewership numbers are being fudged to drive advertisers to streaming.
September 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Seeing how the large number of views for Kimmel on streaming apps, it makes me wonder if broadcast viewership numbers are being fudged to drive advertisers to streaming.
Is Hegseth going to decapitate the military?
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Is Hegseth going to decapitate the military?
I really hope they find that autism is caused by a virus, and develop a vaccine for it.
August 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I really hope they find that autism is caused by a virus, and develop a vaccine for it.
Avocado Toast Barrel
August 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Avocado Toast Barrel
After NASA identified an asteroid on track to hit earth, the Trump administration outlawed telescopes.
August 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
After NASA identified an asteroid on track to hit earth, the Trump administration outlawed telescopes.
High levels of lead in Gen X. Is this why it's so hard to stand up in the morning?
July 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
High levels of lead in Gen X. Is this why it's so hard to stand up in the morning?
Stephen Colbert for president!
July 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Stephen Colbert for president!
The symbol of the Republicans party should change from the elephant to the hippo-crite.
June 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The symbol of the Republicans party should change from the elephant to the hippo-crite.
People would rather get paid $1,500/week with no taxes than $2,500/week and pay $800/week in taxes.
People are dumb.
People are dumb.
June 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
People would rather get paid $1,500/week with no taxes than $2,500/week and pay $800/week in taxes.
People are dumb.
People are dumb.
I'm staying at a friend's house so I can't take the time to be very funny right now.
June 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm staying at a friend's house so I can't take the time to be very funny right now.
Maybe Zelenskyy should say that Ukraine has an illegal immigrant problem, and he needs help deporting them back to Russia.
April 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Maybe Zelenskyy should say that Ukraine has an illegal immigrant problem, and he needs help deporting them back to Russia.
FOCUS - THEY'RE SENDING INNOCENT PEOPLE TO FOREIGN PRISONS.
April 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
FOCUS - THEY'RE SENDING INNOCENT PEOPLE TO FOREIGN PRISONS.
70%-80% of MEGA is glad the market is crashing. They don't own stocks. They didn't get rich when it was going up so they don't feel like it is going to affect them going down.
They won't feel it till layoffs, and they still might not make the connection.
They won't feel it till layoffs, and they still might not make the connection.
April 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
70%-80% of MEGA is glad the market is crashing. They don't own stocks. They didn't get rich when it was going up so they don't feel like it is going to affect them going down.
They won't feel it till layoffs, and they still might not make the connection.
They won't feel it till layoffs, and they still might not make the connection.
Patriot Pastries!
March 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Patriot Pastries!
Chad Steele: "Trump is a fascist idiot that is going to destroy the economy and shit on the constitution."
Donald Trump: "I'm enacting 200% tariffs on steel from Chad!"
Donald Trump: "I'm enacting 200% tariffs on steel from Chad!"
March 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Chad Steele: "Trump is a fascist idiot that is going to destroy the economy and shit on the constitution."
Donald Trump: "I'm enacting 200% tariffs on steel from Chad!"
Donald Trump: "I'm enacting 200% tariffs on steel from Chad!"
This one weird trick keeps you from getting measles!
March 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This one weird trick keeps you from getting measles!
Let's figure out how to use stupidity for good instead of evil.
March 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Let's figure out how to use stupidity for good instead of evil.
Stop fighting culture wars. It's a game of wack-a-mole. The class war will still be lost even if all the culture wars are won. Then new and dumber culture wars will start.
The class war needs to be won by labor, not the asset class. Why do you think ownership is 9/10s of the law? They wrote the law!
The class war needs to be won by labor, not the asset class. Why do you think ownership is 9/10s of the law? They wrote the law!
February 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Stop fighting culture wars. It's a game of wack-a-mole. The class war will still be lost even if all the culture wars are won. Then new and dumber culture wars will start.
The class war needs to be won by labor, not the asset class. Why do you think ownership is 9/10s of the law? They wrote the law!
The class war needs to be won by labor, not the asset class. Why do you think ownership is 9/10s of the law? They wrote the law!
I feel like there's a special place in heaven for me. I scroll through the replies and if I see my response, I don't reply.
January 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I feel like there's a special place in heaven for me. I scroll through the replies and if I see my response, I don't reply.
Well you have to admit, now that Trump is president the price of eggs seems pretty unimportant now.
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well you have to admit, now that Trump is president the price of eggs seems pretty unimportant now.
What do you call two words that listen the same but have different meanings?
Hearing aid - hidden
Earpods - conspicuous
Hearing aid - hidden
Earpods - conspicuous
January 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What do you call two words that listen the same but have different meanings?
Hearing aid - hidden
Earpods - conspicuous
Hearing aid - hidden
Earpods - conspicuous
"Violent Femmes 40th anniversary with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra"
IS FRIGGIN KICK ASS!
#ViolentFemmes #Punk #PBS
IS FRIGGIN KICK ASS!
#ViolentFemmes #Punk #PBS
December 18, 2024 at 4:43 PM
"Violent Femmes 40th anniversary with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra"
IS FRIGGIN KICK ASS!
#ViolentFemmes #Punk #PBS
IS FRIGGIN KICK ASS!
#ViolentFemmes #Punk #PBS