Don’t spend your time wondering what you could have done differently. Chances are, there’s nothing you could have done. Some people just don’t get along, even if they share DNA. Don’t try to push a relationship with people who don’t love you.

The Holter monitor is working well now; when I need to double-tap, it is lighting up. I am one week in on a two-week monitor. I am still having trouble sleeping, and my heart rate ramps up at night. I have no reason to be anxious within my home.

We don’t know much about tennis tournaments in this house, but at least my kids know the crip walk and that Serena is a legend.

I’m not selling video of Narnia, so no. 😂

You still have me, boo! I’m not going anywhere.

I can help with that. Ooh, or you could try loom knitting. When my car is running again I’ll bring a couple of the looms for you to try.

I completely agree. Don’t you knit or crochet? Doing that while listening to an audiobook also counts as reading.

I need to start crocheting F 💣 so we can use them as stress balls!

Thanks! I am really glad I’m back to enjoying life and kicking followers of Herr OrangenScheissen in the metaphorical 🍆. I don’t feel 100% but I am mostly there!

The venn diagram for Republican men and child/minor fascination is one large circle.

We’re probably just going full-tilt until the stock market crashes. I am getting a nice cigarette holder for the joints I’m going to need to get through this. The world is a dumpster fire but we owe it to ourselves to do it up smashing.

Thanks! Thankfully, no one panic buys the vegan ingredients. I’m not going vegan, but vegan baking can be super convenient when eggs, milk, and butter are hard to come by.