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Erin
@morriganrising.bsky.social
Happily married to a walking thirst trap. Pan, pagan, neurospicy, super-BLUE. Dealing with dysautonomia, but keeping it fun (or trying to.) Dark sense of humor.
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A little about me:
*46 years old, pan, pagan, neurospicy
*I live in Florida (blue dot, red state)
*MARRIED to a walking thirst trap.
*I have two amazing adult sons.
*former teacher, now a bud tender
*I don’t tolerate fascists
*I identify as an only child
*super crafty, book nerdy, history geek
Please remember this holiday season that not everyone has a good family to go home to. Some people aren’t going to care what your achievements or joys are. Some people are just going to use this time of year to be shitty like they are the rest of the year.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Today, I seriously told a patient, “Limon Slush (flower) smells like an Arnold Palmer. The drink, not the golfer.”

They said, “Thank you for clarifying”, just as seriously.

😂
May 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Scott (the walking thirst trap) and I saw Willie Nelson and the Family last night in Gautier, then stayed the night in Pascagoula. This morning, we got back to Pensacola and stopped at the library. I am so excited for all the books! Currently on chapter 7 of Weyward by @emiliahart.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You know how there’s a presidential library for all former presidents? Trump doesn’t have one. I have heard nothing about building one for him. I guess it’s hard when all the books are banned and/or have words.
March 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m waiting for the hybrid edible to kick in, rolling an indica joint, crocheting granny squares, and watching the 1980s Circus of the Stars shows on YouTube.
March 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I was talking to Aidan about Serena Williams getting in trouble for crip walking at the US Open. He said, “I don’t know what that is.”

I said, “I’ll show you a video.”

He said, “No, I know what the crip walk is. I don’t know what the US Open is.”

😂
Then I realized I said the wrong tournament.
February 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A little about me:
*46 years old, pan, pagan, neurospicy
*I live in Florida (blue dot, red state)
*MARRIED to a walking thirst trap.
*I have two amazing adult sons.
*former teacher, now a bud tender
*I don’t tolerate fascists
*I identify as an only child
*super crafty, book nerdy, history geek
February 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m off work for the next THREE days! I have my books, my knitting, a few seasons of “The Last Kingdom”, and my favorite puppy, Cerberus Snoop. Oh, and of course, about a half ounce of excellent flower.
February 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am now calling our government “The He-Man Woman-Haters Club”. The metaphor has layers. Think on it a bit.

I’m going back to Stardew Valley now. I’m treating myself to what my counselor calls a “healthy amount of dissociation to cope with the world” and a couple of sativa gummies.
February 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’d rather read Vogon poetry than the news these days.
January 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
While I’m at work, I like to have good music playing. Usually it’s some grunge/alternative, old-school rap, or hip-hop. I’ve been wearing red lipstick and combat boots with pockets. This country is a fascist travesty, but I’m going to look darling and the soundtrack will be dope. #dispensarylife
January 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
At work until close!
January 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Eglantine Price didn’t master Substitutiary Locomotion just for us to allow Nazis to feel safe enough to openly do nazi shit.
January 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Cerberus is super sad because I put him in the living room with the gate, but he knows I baked oatmeal pumpkin cookies and he wants some.
January 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m out of my regular baking ingredients, but I had just the right ingredients to make these thicc mints.
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Just a couple of hours’ difference in my backyard in Pensacola. It’s so quiet and beautiful.
January 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I got my MRI results for my spine. I see why the doctor came out to help me off the bed. In addition to my fourth ventricle brain tumor, I have lesions and bulging discs in my spine and imaging found a cyst in my spleen. Now maybe they’ll find why I am in pain. It’s not just being a “fat female”.
January 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’ve been married to my walking thirst-trap for 5 years today! We’ve been together almost 8 years, but I’ve known him since we were 14 and 16. Sometimes you just *know* who the right one is, but timing is a bitch! We got it right though!
December 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
For everyone who has been told they were too much and yet not enough: you are enough. If you change for yourself, then good on you for wanting different for yourself, and I support you. Just know that you are wonderfully enough as you are.
December 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Currently re-reading! Such a good book!
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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I am listening to a mystery audiobook and the characters use the term “fartlighting” to describe situations where someone says something outrageous to cause a stink. I have needed that term for my entire adult life.
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Filling out paperwork for the second opinion neurosurgeon, and I love that these options are available. They also give space for other gender identities. I love the inclusivity. I bet that makes homophobes “without pronouns” Big Mad, and I love that too.
November 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I need linkdin or indeed to start posting available wetlands in Ireland and Scotland that need witches. I have a particular set of skills and interests that would make me a superb bog or fen witch.
November 16, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Hey everyone! I’m Erin, a 46-year-old, happily married, pan, pagan lady just trying to change things for the calmer in her own life.
November 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM