Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy)
@morissaschwartz.bsky.social
All my puns are intended
Forbes 30 Under 30 in Media
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✉️ Mo@drrissy.com ✉️
📚 Genzpublishing.org
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Forbes 30 Under 30 in Media
🎷🐛
✉️ Mo@drrissy.com ✉️
📚 Genzpublishing.org
✏️ Drrissy.com
My little Santa Baby 🤶 met Santa Claus 🎅 ♥️
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My little Santa Baby 🤶 met Santa Claus 🎅 ♥️
Two tiny robe people silently judging my whole life.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Two tiny robe people silently judging my whole life.
She heard it was my birthday and said, ‘Say less.’ 🎉
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
She heard it was my birthday and said, ‘Say less.’ 🎉
It’s very tough to keep track of who’s smallest 😆
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s very tough to keep track of who’s smallest 😆
What an honor to share my journey and contribute to the Athena awards' mission of empowering women in our community. 🥰
September 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What an honor to share my journey and contribute to the Athena awards' mission of empowering women in our community. 🥰
Did you know: I was named after my grandma? My full name is Morissa Grandma Schwartz! 🤩
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Did you know: I was named after my grandma? My full name is Morissa Grandma Schwartz! 🤩
🤟Rock and roll 🎸
August 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🤟Rock and roll 🎸
Any Coldplay fans?
July 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Any Coldplay fans?
One stroller for the queen, one for her furry entourage. Baby & the Barkers, coming soon to melt your soul. 🐶👶✨
July 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
One stroller for the queen, one for her furry entourage. Baby & the Barkers, coming soon to melt your soul. 🐶👶✨
I used to wonder why people say “my husband” 47 times a conversation.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
July 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I used to wonder why people say “my husband” 47 times a conversation.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
My daughter just turned a week old. She was born early and she’s already holding her own bottle. Every. Time.
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
June 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My daughter just turned a week old. She was born early and she’s already holding her own bottle. Every. Time.
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
I brought my daughter home today. She’s perfect. 🥰
June 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I brought my daughter home today. She’s perfect. 🥰
Just got the call… a baby girl was born yesterday and she might be coming home with me tomorrow or Monday. My heart is bursting. I’ll keep you posted 💕👶🍼
June 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just got the call… a baby girl was born yesterday and she might be coming home with me tomorrow or Monday. My heart is bursting. I’ll keep you posted 💕👶🍼
New hair just in time for summer ☀️
June 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
New hair just in time for summer ☀️
Have you ever seen this scratch off cover of 1984?
June 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Have you ever seen this scratch off cover of 1984?
Send me the worst line of AI-generated copy you’ve seen. I’ll fix 3 of them live this week.
If I can’t make it better, I’ll mail you a sticker of a sad chatbot.
If I can’t make it better, I’ll mail you a sticker of a sad chatbot.
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Send me the worst line of AI-generated copy you’ve seen. I’ll fix 3 of them live this week.
If I can’t make it better, I’ll mail you a sticker of a sad chatbot.
If I can’t make it better, I’ll mail you a sticker of a sad chatbot.
I also can’t say balloon in my head without saying it like Mush Mouth lol
May 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I also can’t say balloon in my head without saying it like Mush Mouth lol
Altoids tin? Please. This is a travel-sized Dewey Decimal System.
May 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Altoids tin? Please. This is a travel-sized Dewey Decimal System.
This small black cat has 2 days to find a home.
Please share, foster, adopt—anything helps.
Call your local shelters or reach out if you know someone who can help!
Please share, foster, adopt—anything helps.
Call your local shelters or reach out if you know someone who can help!
May 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This small black cat has 2 days to find a home.
Please share, foster, adopt—anything helps.
Call your local shelters or reach out if you know someone who can help!
Please share, foster, adopt—anything helps.
Call your local shelters or reach out if you know someone who can help!
The headlines are true…ish
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The headlines are true…ish
Another happy client has become a best seller!! 🤩
I have two slots open for book editing/ghostwriting clients. If you’re looking to finally get your story out there, DM me
or email mo@drrissy.com with a few words about your book (idea)!
I have two slots open for book editing/ghostwriting clients. If you’re looking to finally get your story out there, DM me
or email mo@drrissy.com with a few words about your book (idea)!
April 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Another happy client has become a best seller!! 🤩
I have two slots open for book editing/ghostwriting clients. If you’re looking to finally get your story out there, DM me
or email mo@drrissy.com with a few words about your book (idea)!
I have two slots open for book editing/ghostwriting clients. If you’re looking to finally get your story out there, DM me
or email mo@drrissy.com with a few words about your book (idea)!
Have a great weekend, friends 🥰
April 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Have a great weekend, friends 🥰
What’s your favorite book cover?
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What’s your favorite book cover?
I always make a conscious effort to be early but if you’re late…I get it 😆
April 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I always make a conscious effort to be early but if you’re late…I get it 😆
Grateful to be featured in Canvas Rebel Magazine, where I got to reflect on what it’s like building a business around creativity, storytelling, and a dash of digital chaos.
Still figuring it out as I go, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this: Being yourself is the real secret.
Still figuring it out as I go, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this: Being yourself is the real secret.
April 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Grateful to be featured in Canvas Rebel Magazine, where I got to reflect on what it’s like building a business around creativity, storytelling, and a dash of digital chaos.
Still figuring it out as I go, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this: Being yourself is the real secret.
Still figuring it out as I go, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this: Being yourself is the real secret.