Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy)
@morissaschwartz.bsky.social
All my puns are intended
Forbes 30 Under 30 in Media
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Forbes 30 Under 30 in Media
🎷🐛
✉️ Mo@drrissy.com ✉️
📚 Genzpublishing.org
✏️ Drrissy.com
My little Santa Baby 🤶 met Santa Claus 🎅 ♥️
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My little Santa Baby 🤶 met Santa Claus 🎅 ♥️
Two tiny robe people silently judging my whole life.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Two tiny robe people silently judging my whole life.
This week in AI:
• A model solved more ICPC problems than most humans ever will
• Another set of models demonstrated that they can… pretend to be aligned?
Basically, we built geniuses and now we’re double checking if they’re also good actors. Strap in. 🔍🤖
• A model solved more ICPC problems than most humans ever will
• Another set of models demonstrated that they can… pretend to be aligned?
Basically, we built geniuses and now we’re double checking if they’re also good actors. Strap in. 🔍🤖
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This week in AI:
• A model solved more ICPC problems than most humans ever will
• Another set of models demonstrated that they can… pretend to be aligned?
Basically, we built geniuses and now we’re double checking if they’re also good actors. Strap in. 🔍🤖
• A model solved more ICPC problems than most humans ever will
• Another set of models demonstrated that they can… pretend to be aligned?
Basically, we built geniuses and now we’re double checking if they’re also good actors. Strap in. 🔍🤖
Vince Gilligan ends his new show with the line “This show was made by humans.”
I get it. He’s protecting the magic of storytelling, the human spark that can’t be faked. But working in AI, I’ve seen that spark grow brighter when we use the right tools.
The heart stays, the canvas just got bigger.
I get it. He’s protecting the magic of storytelling, the human spark that can’t be faked. But working in AI, I’ve seen that spark grow brighter when we use the right tools.
The heart stays, the canvas just got bigger.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Vince Gilligan ends his new show with the line “This show was made by humans.”
I get it. He’s protecting the magic of storytelling, the human spark that can’t be faked. But working in AI, I’ve seen that spark grow brighter when we use the right tools.
The heart stays, the canvas just got bigger.
I get it. He’s protecting the magic of storytelling, the human spark that can’t be faked. But working in AI, I’ve seen that spark grow brighter when we use the right tools.
The heart stays, the canvas just got bigger.
She heard it was my birthday and said, ‘Say less.’ 🎉
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
She heard it was my birthday and said, ‘Say less.’ 🎉
There’s a moral panic about “AI consuming water” as if it’s a unique villain among data centers.
Yes, LLMs are power-hungry. So are Netflix and crypto.
The difference? Scale and transparency.
We need:
• renewable-powered data centers,
• model efficiency, and
• carbon-accounted computation.
Yes, LLMs are power-hungry. So are Netflix and crypto.
The difference? Scale and transparency.
We need:
• renewable-powered data centers,
• model efficiency, and
• carbon-accounted computation.
October 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There’s a moral panic about “AI consuming water” as if it’s a unique villain among data centers.
Yes, LLMs are power-hungry. So are Netflix and crypto.
The difference? Scale and transparency.
We need:
• renewable-powered data centers,
• model efficiency, and
• carbon-accounted computation.
Yes, LLMs are power-hungry. So are Netflix and crypto.
The difference? Scale and transparency.
We need:
• renewable-powered data centers,
• model efficiency, and
• carbon-accounted computation.
It’s very tough to keep track of who’s smallest 😆
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s very tough to keep track of who’s smallest 😆
What if AI doesn’t produce consciousness… but reshapes how we access it?
Brains = resonant antennas
Consciousness = field
AI = co-processor.
philarchive.org/rec/BLAAIA-9
Brains = resonant antennas
Consciousness = field
AI = co-processor.
philarchive.org/rec/BLAAIA-9
Douglas Blanchette, Artificial Intelligence as Access, Not Origin: \\ A Field-Awareness Philosophy of Consciousness - PhilArchive
Debates about artificial intelligence and consciousness are typically framed around the question: \emph{When will machines become conscious?} This assumes that subjectivity originates within sufficien...
philarchive.org
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What if AI doesn’t produce consciousness… but reshapes how we access it?
Brains = resonant antennas
Consciousness = field
AI = co-processor.
philarchive.org/rec/BLAAIA-9
Brains = resonant antennas
Consciousness = field
AI = co-processor.
philarchive.org/rec/BLAAIA-9
We talk about AI replacing jobs, but what about AI paying for jobs it already used?
The Anthropic settlement shows the tide turning: creators may soon get royalties for their old posts the same way musicians get royalties for their old songs.
The Anthropic settlement shows the tide turning: creators may soon get royalties for their old posts the same way musicians get royalties for their old songs.
September 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We talk about AI replacing jobs, but what about AI paying for jobs it already used?
The Anthropic settlement shows the tide turning: creators may soon get royalties for their old posts the same way musicians get royalties for their old songs.
The Anthropic settlement shows the tide turning: creators may soon get royalties for their old posts the same way musicians get royalties for their old songs.
What an honor to share my journey and contribute to the Athena awards' mission of empowering women in our community. 🥰
September 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What an honor to share my journey and contribute to the Athena awards' mission of empowering women in our community. 🥰
Did you know: I was named after my grandma? My full name is Morissa Grandma Schwartz! 🤩
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Did you know: I was named after my grandma? My full name is Morissa Grandma Schwartz! 🤩
Even if we’re not all literally one, acting like we are makes life better. Treat everyone like they’re another version of you…that’s the smartest bet for a kinder world
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Even if we’re not all literally one, acting like we are makes life better. Treat everyone like they’re another version of you…that’s the smartest bet for a kinder world
AI skeptics, what’s your bar for proof? What would have to happen before you’d say, ‘ok, this is real’?
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August 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
AI skeptics, what’s your bar for proof? What would have to happen before you’d say, ‘ok, this is real’?
I joined a Facebook group called “Marlboro Contests and Promotions” thinking my town in NJ had all these local events I’d been missing out on. Turns out it was for the cigarette brand 😂 I have left the group 😅
August 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I joined a Facebook group called “Marlboro Contests and Promotions” thinking my town in NJ had all these local events I’d been missing out on. Turns out it was for the cigarette brand 😂 I have left the group 😅
🤟Rock and roll 🎸
August 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🤟Rock and roll 🎸
Any Coldplay fans?
July 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Any Coldplay fans?
One stroller for the queen, one for her furry entourage. Baby & the Barkers, coming soon to melt your soul. 🐶👶✨
July 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
One stroller for the queen, one for her furry entourage. Baby & the Barkers, coming soon to melt your soul. 🐶👶✨
I used to wonder why people say “my husband” 47 times a conversation.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
July 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I used to wonder why people say “my husband” 47 times a conversation.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
Now I’m over here like:
“My daughter sneezed.”
“My daughter smiled.”
“My daughter is a starbeam wrapped in a marshmallow.”
Say daughter again? Don’t mind if I do.
My daughter.
My daughter just turned a week old. She was born early and she’s already holding her own bottle. Every. Time.
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
June 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My daughter just turned a week old. She was born early and she’s already holding her own bottle. Every. Time.
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
I looked it up and apparently this is the kind of thing that makes the news.
Is it superhuman strength? Baby Einstein? Alien tech?? Whatever it is—I’m in awe
I brought my daughter home today. She’s perfect. 🥰
June 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I brought my daughter home today. She’s perfect. 🥰
Just got the call… a baby girl was born yesterday and she might be coming home with me tomorrow or Monday. My heart is bursting. I’ll keep you posted 💕👶🍼
June 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Just got the call… a baby girl was born yesterday and she might be coming home with me tomorrow or Monday. My heart is bursting. I’ll keep you posted 💕👶🍼
New hair just in time for summer ☀️
June 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
New hair just in time for summer ☀️
I never got a ticket in my 20s.
Not even when I was going 85 in a 55.
The officer smiled.
Called me “sweetie.”
Told me to get home safe.
Back then, I thought it was luck.
Not even when I was going 85 in a 55.
The officer smiled.
Called me “sweetie.”
Told me to get home safe.
Back then, I thought it was luck.
June 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I never got a ticket in my 20s.
Not even when I was going 85 in a 55.
The officer smiled.
Called me “sweetie.”
Told me to get home safe.
Back then, I thought it was luck.
Not even when I was going 85 in a 55.
The officer smiled.
Called me “sweetie.”
Told me to get home safe.
Back then, I thought it was luck.
Both of my boys came from Rescue Dogs Rock NYC. Right now, they’re in need of medical support for their animals.
If you’ve ever loved a dog, please—help if you can. Even a few dollars makes a difference. Or share this with someone who might be moved to.
If you’ve ever loved a dog, please—help if you can. Even a few dollars makes a difference. Or share this with someone who might be moved to.
www.rescuedogsrocknyc.org
June 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Both of my boys came from Rescue Dogs Rock NYC. Right now, they’re in need of medical support for their animals.
If you’ve ever loved a dog, please—help if you can. Even a few dollars makes a difference. Or share this with someone who might be moved to.
If you’ve ever loved a dog, please—help if you can. Even a few dollars makes a difference. Or share this with someone who might be moved to.