Happy birthday, I hope your day has been full of snooker, top of the pops 2, darts, and custard, custard, custard!

Howard Webb is rock hard that this happened in the FA Cup so he doesn’t have to explain away another shitshow to Michael Owen

M3, woodland setting, has a bridge meaning you can access both east and west bound services but more importantly means that it’s one of the only service stations in the country with access to KFC, McDs and Burger King. Lost some of its charm in the refurb, but still a delight

Fleet still my fave

Every Scandinavian hippie in a coming of age film, telling the young protagonist that everything’s going to be ‘chill’ after they accidentally take acid instead of some over the counter acid reflux medication

Some have even called the move ‘infantile’