Wait, the other 9 of you have savings?

I love how Wayne Rooney looks like any lad on a stag do who’s been forced to be a full kit wanker #socceraid #respectthedropoff

This sounds like a #itysl sketch

#UFC fighters in 2025

Feel like I’ve been here before. #justabitoffun #joke

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So close! #glastonbury

I’m confident that they are actively blocking Londoners. Is this how the rest of the country feels the other 364 days of year? #glastonbury