Morgan Valko
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Morgan Valko
@morganvalko.bsky.social
Writer. Sagittarius. Green thumb. Working on #WitchGang YA and crying.
I wish googling “what was I just thinking about?” actually worked.
May 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
SUPER COOL how all of these famous people are now blaming their bad behavior on autism. 🙄
February 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gonna refer to my husband as my wife from now on, since we were both born in America and therefore are both considered female. 🙄
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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i feel like you should be allowed to talk about & promote your book for at least as long as it took you to write it
January 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hi, I’m stepping away from Meta, so I figured I would reintroduce myself. I’m Morgan, and I am a:
🖋️ writer
📚 reader
🪴 plant enthusiast
♐️ Sagittarius
💁🏻‍♀️ feminist
😡 hater

Wanna be friends?
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hey, it’s 2025. I think we can retire addressing mail to “Mr. and Mrs. Husband’s Full Name.”

🧐
January 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Female concerts: intricate stage production, background dancers, multiple sets, costume changes.

Male concerts: watch me do my little dancy-dance.
September 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Made a joke on the Teams chat at work at got four laugh reacts. I’m going to ride this high all day.
May 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Butker didn’t just spew hate without purpose - the man wanted his name on the map so he could pivot into politics when his athletic career inevitably ends.
May 16, 2024 at 5:34 PM
With one song she took away that boy’s favorite bar. He can never go back to the Black Dog. THAT is inspirational pettiness. #TTPD 🖋️
April 25, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Today’s eclipse was brought to you by the lighting director from House of the Dragon. 🌖
April 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
It’s Women’s Month and Reading Month, so I should be left alone with my TBR. 🙃
March 14, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Collecting a urine sample from a dog is unsurprisingly not easy.
February 29, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I do not have time for dishes or clothes that have to be washed by hand. Survive the machine or perish. ⚙️
February 6, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I’ve gone from being excited about this book to hate-reading it, and I’m so mad. 🤬
January 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I am a sucker for a fiction book with footnotes. I loved it in The Gospel According to Larry when I read it in junior high and I love it now in Starling House.
January 7, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Anyone else work in such a weird area that in order to complain about work, you have to explain work first? It’s just not worth it half the time. 🫠
December 8, 2023 at 1:26 PM
The worst part about having a December birthday is that when shopping for presents for other people, I can easily convince myself to get one for me too.
December 5, 2023 at 4:53 PM
I would love to find a thriller book that doesn’t end with the villain being the guy the MC is sleeping with. 🙄
November 5, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Stop rebooting HP and reboot Animorphs, you cowards.
October 28, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Not me taking important steps in my mental health.

(I blocked the Red Cross on my phone.)
October 23, 2023 at 5:50 PM
I can’t believe this is a thing someone has to say, but don’t take photos WITH FLASH in a movie theatre. Especially not MULTIPLE TIMES. You are not the main character here.
October 14, 2023 at 10:42 PM
I attend an awful lot of football games for someone who doesn’t care about football. 🏈
October 8, 2023 at 7:47 PM
I really hope they turn The Honeys into a movie, because it will be so beautiful and terrifying.
October 4, 2023 at 7:53 PM