Morgan Valko
@morganvalko.bsky.social
Writer. Sagittarius. Green thumb. Working on #WitchGang YA and crying.
I wish googling “what was I just thinking about?” actually worked.
May 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I wish googling “what was I just thinking about?” actually worked.
SUPER COOL how all of these famous people are now blaming their bad behavior on autism. 🙄
February 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
SUPER COOL how all of these famous people are now blaming their bad behavior on autism. 🙄
Gonna refer to my husband as my wife from now on, since we were both born in America and therefore are both considered female. 🙄
January 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Gonna refer to my husband as my wife from now on, since we were both born in America and therefore are both considered female. 🙄
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i feel like you should be allowed to talk about & promote your book for at least as long as it took you to write it
January 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i feel like you should be allowed to talk about & promote your book for at least as long as it took you to write it
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Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books
Hi, I’m stepping away from Meta, so I figured I would reintroduce myself. I’m Morgan, and I am a:
🖋️ writer
📚 reader
🪴 plant enthusiast
♐️ Sagittarius
💁🏻♀️ feminist
😡 hater
Wanna be friends?
🖋️ writer
📚 reader
🪴 plant enthusiast
♐️ Sagittarius
💁🏻♀️ feminist
😡 hater
Wanna be friends?
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hi, I’m stepping away from Meta, so I figured I would reintroduce myself. I’m Morgan, and I am a:
🖋️ writer
📚 reader
🪴 plant enthusiast
♐️ Sagittarius
💁🏻♀️ feminist
😡 hater
Wanna be friends?
🖋️ writer
📚 reader
🪴 plant enthusiast
♐️ Sagittarius
💁🏻♀️ feminist
😡 hater
Wanna be friends?
Hey, it’s 2025. I think we can retire addressing mail to “Mr. and Mrs. Husband’s Full Name.”
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January 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey, it’s 2025. I think we can retire addressing mail to “Mr. and Mrs. Husband’s Full Name.”
🧐
🧐
Female concerts: intricate stage production, background dancers, multiple sets, costume changes.
Male concerts: watch me do my little dancy-dance.
Male concerts: watch me do my little dancy-dance.
September 27, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Female concerts: intricate stage production, background dancers, multiple sets, costume changes.
Male concerts: watch me do my little dancy-dance.
Male concerts: watch me do my little dancy-dance.
Made a joke on the Teams chat at work at got four laugh reacts. I’m going to ride this high all day.
May 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Made a joke on the Teams chat at work at got four laugh reacts. I’m going to ride this high all day.
Butker didn’t just spew hate without purpose - the man wanted his name on the map so he could pivot into politics when his athletic career inevitably ends.
May 16, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Butker didn’t just spew hate without purpose - the man wanted his name on the map so he could pivot into politics when his athletic career inevitably ends.
Today’s eclipse was brought to you by the lighting director from House of the Dragon. 🌖
April 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Today’s eclipse was brought to you by the lighting director from House of the Dragon. 🌖
It’s Women’s Month and Reading Month, so I should be left alone with my TBR. 🙃
March 14, 2024 at 11:34 AM
It’s Women’s Month and Reading Month, so I should be left alone with my TBR. 🙃
Collecting a urine sample from a dog is unsurprisingly not easy.
February 29, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Collecting a urine sample from a dog is unsurprisingly not easy.
I do not have time for dishes or clothes that have to be washed by hand. Survive the machine or perish. ⚙️
February 6, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I do not have time for dishes or clothes that have to be washed by hand. Survive the machine or perish. ⚙️
I’ve gone from being excited about this book to hate-reading it, and I’m so mad. 🤬
January 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I’ve gone from being excited about this book to hate-reading it, and I’m so mad. 🤬
I am a sucker for a fiction book with footnotes. I loved it in The Gospel According to Larry when I read it in junior high and I love it now in Starling House.
January 7, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I am a sucker for a fiction book with footnotes. I loved it in The Gospel According to Larry when I read it in junior high and I love it now in Starling House.
Anyone else work in such a weird area that in order to complain about work, you have to explain work first? It’s just not worth it half the time. 🫠
December 8, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Anyone else work in such a weird area that in order to complain about work, you have to explain work first? It’s just not worth it half the time. 🫠
The worst part about having a December birthday is that when shopping for presents for other people, I can easily convince myself to get one for me too.
December 5, 2023 at 4:53 PM
The worst part about having a December birthday is that when shopping for presents for other people, I can easily convince myself to get one for me too.
I would love to find a thriller book that doesn’t end with the villain being the guy the MC is sleeping with. 🙄
November 5, 2023 at 3:37 PM
I would love to find a thriller book that doesn’t end with the villain being the guy the MC is sleeping with. 🙄
Stop rebooting HP and reboot Animorphs, you cowards.
October 28, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Stop rebooting HP and reboot Animorphs, you cowards.
Not me taking important steps in my mental health.
(I blocked the Red Cross on my phone.)
(I blocked the Red Cross on my phone.)
October 23, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Not me taking important steps in my mental health.
(I blocked the Red Cross on my phone.)
(I blocked the Red Cross on my phone.)
I can’t believe this is a thing someone has to say, but don’t take photos WITH FLASH in a movie theatre. Especially not MULTIPLE TIMES. You are not the main character here.
October 14, 2023 at 10:42 PM
I can’t believe this is a thing someone has to say, but don’t take photos WITH FLASH in a movie theatre. Especially not MULTIPLE TIMES. You are not the main character here.
I attend an awful lot of football games for someone who doesn’t care about football. 🏈
October 8, 2023 at 7:47 PM
I attend an awful lot of football games for someone who doesn’t care about football. 🏈
I really hope they turn The Honeys into a movie, because it will be so beautiful and terrifying.
October 4, 2023 at 7:53 PM
I really hope they turn The Honeys into a movie, because it will be so beautiful and terrifying.