Morgan Spatola
@morganspatola.bsky.social
I drink coffee, create things, and sleep. (she/they)
BEFORE HAVING A CHILD PLEASE CONSIDER:
-your favorite animal
-your favorite color
-your favorite dinosaur
-your favorite letter
-your favorite number
-your favorite character from the PBS hit show Daniel Tiger
Your child WILL ask you and they WILL NOT take "I don't know" for an answer
-your favorite animal
-your favorite color
-your favorite dinosaur
-your favorite letter
-your favorite number
-your favorite character from the PBS hit show Daniel Tiger
Your child WILL ask you and they WILL NOT take "I don't know" for an answer
June 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
BEFORE HAVING A CHILD PLEASE CONSIDER:
-your favorite animal
-your favorite color
-your favorite dinosaur
-your favorite letter
-your favorite number
-your favorite character from the PBS hit show Daniel Tiger
Your child WILL ask you and they WILL NOT take "I don't know" for an answer
-your favorite animal
-your favorite color
-your favorite dinosaur
-your favorite letter
-your favorite number
-your favorite character from the PBS hit show Daniel Tiger
Your child WILL ask you and they WILL NOT take "I don't know" for an answer
Reposted by Morgan Spatola
A year or so ago the bipolar community here contributed to some infographics I put together. I just made some updates to the “Mania for Normies” handout; more feedback is always welcome, these are living docs!
I’d love for folks to share it with anyone who could benefit 😃
🙌 thank you carry on
I’d love for folks to share it with anyone who could benefit 😃
🙌 thank you carry on
April 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
A year or so ago the bipolar community here contributed to some infographics I put together. I just made some updates to the “Mania for Normies” handout; more feedback is always welcome, these are living docs!
I’d love for folks to share it with anyone who could benefit 😃
🙌 thank you carry on
I’d love for folks to share it with anyone who could benefit 😃
🙌 thank you carry on
I'm inventing a new snack food called crunchy bread bites. It's just croutons packaged in a chip bag, so that it's socially acceptable for me to eat them all in one sitting
April 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm inventing a new snack food called crunchy bread bites. It's just croutons packaged in a chip bag, so that it's socially acceptable for me to eat them all in one sitting
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social I woke up from a dead sleep this morning with this in my head: Coolzel for Zhouzel
You're welcome
You're welcome
April 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social I woke up from a dead sleep this morning with this in my head: Coolzel for Zhouzel
You're welcome
You're welcome
Nobody:
My 3 yo: LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING
My 3 yo: LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nobody:
My 3 yo: LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING
My 3 yo: LOATHING UNADULTERATED LOATHING
Toddler inspo for your morning: "Do your best, do your life, do your best, this is life!"
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Toddler inspo for your morning: "Do your best, do your life, do your best, this is life!"
Everything seasoning is ashki zaatar, I will not be taking questions
February 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everything seasoning is ashki zaatar, I will not be taking questions
The time for wife guys is over. Bring in the wife girlies.
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The time for wife guys is over. Bring in the wife girlies.
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Listen, don't tell anyone, but i've got a very rare and very funny Cask of Amontillado joke down in my joke cellar. I'd love to share it with you. Come get it with me.
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Listen, don't tell anyone, but i've got a very rare and very funny Cask of Amontillado joke down in my joke cellar. I'd love to share it with you. Come get it with me.
My wife: *watching No Good Deed*
Me:
My wife:
Me: No one makes enough Cask of Amontillado jokes these days.
Me:
My wife:
Me: No one makes enough Cask of Amontillado jokes these days.
January 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My wife: *watching No Good Deed*
Me:
My wife:
Me: No one makes enough Cask of Amontillado jokes these days.
Me:
My wife:
Me: No one makes enough Cask of Amontillado jokes these days.
A reboot of Community except it takes place at Shiz
January 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A reboot of Community except it takes place at Shiz
My toddler is elated bc she just discovered that everyone, yes everyone, has a birthday.
December 14, 2024 at 1:33 AM
My toddler is elated bc she just discovered that everyone, yes everyone, has a birthday.
My toxic trait is that I never take activation stickers off my bank cards
November 28, 2024 at 12:20 AM
My toxic trait is that I never take activation stickers off my bank cards
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Besht teaches us that we should not lie when asked how we are, for we never know who we are talking to and whether they may be a prophet in disguise.
If we hide our pain, we deprive small and big helpers from the knowledge they need to repair the world with us.
If we hide our pain, we deprive small and big helpers from the knowledge they need to repair the world with us.
November 1, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Besht teaches us that we should not lie when asked how we are, for we never know who we are talking to and whether they may be a prophet in disguise.
If we hide our pain, we deprive small and big helpers from the knowledge they need to repair the world with us.
If we hide our pain, we deprive small and big helpers from the knowledge they need to repair the world with us.
You're telling me that the guy who put Martha Stewart in jail bc "the vibes were off" couldn't seal the deal on Trump
November 2, 2024 at 5:43 AM
You're telling me that the guy who put Martha Stewart in jail bc "the vibes were off" couldn't seal the deal on Trump
Me: Can't believe Stanley cup is getting milkshake ducked
My wife: come again
My wife: come again
January 30, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Me: Can't believe Stanley cup is getting milkshake ducked
My wife: come again
My wife: come again
I FORGOT ABOUT CUP STACKING
what a weird af thing we were all into
what a weird af thing we were all into
January 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I FORGOT ABOUT CUP STACKING
what a weird af thing we were all into
what a weird af thing we were all into
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like i just put on redbone by childish gambino and nod to this FUNKY TROT and 'STAY WOKE' and think 'are you kidding me conservatives you think its cooler to stay asleep what the heck are you talking about this is incredible, stay woke forever'
January 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
like i just put on redbone by childish gambino and nod to this FUNKY TROT and 'STAY WOKE' and think 'are you kidding me conservatives you think its cooler to stay asleep what the heck are you talking about this is incredible, stay woke forever'
My toddler just called her chocolate milk "big spicy" and I'm not sure what kind of omen that is for the rest of our day
December 31, 2023 at 2:47 PM
My toddler just called her chocolate milk "big spicy" and I'm not sure what kind of omen that is for the rest of our day
How many thumbdrives is the appropriate amount of thumbdrives to own? It's somewhere between "more than one" and "less than how many I have" but I'm not sure where?
December 3, 2023 at 5:37 PM
How many thumbdrives is the appropriate amount of thumbdrives to own? It's somewhere between "more than one" and "less than how many I have" but I'm not sure where?
No one:
My wife: *cackles*
No one:
My wife: I'm just looking at Strongbad.
My wife: *cackles*
No one:
My wife: I'm just looking at Strongbad.
November 26, 2023 at 6:41 PM
No one:
My wife: *cackles*
No one:
My wife: I'm just looking at Strongbad.
My wife: *cackles*
No one:
My wife: I'm just looking at Strongbad.
Gay parenting is having your child point at your Tegan and Sara shirt and tell you "Mom! Mama!"
November 9, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Gay parenting is having your child point at your Tegan and Sara shirt and tell you "Mom! Mama!"
Do you ever think about how "long time no see" would be such an insane phrase for a non-english speaker to learn
October 28, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Do you ever think about how "long time no see" would be such an insane phrase for a non-english speaker to learn
Awkwardly explaining to my toddler that sometimes the cat eats his puke so I'm not not cleaning that one up, actually
October 15, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Awkwardly explaining to my toddler that sometimes the cat eats his puke so I'm not not cleaning that one up, actually
It's here! Go check out part one of Do Not Press Play, a collaboration between Side Character Quest, myself, and @dantendo64.bsky.social playing @parablegames.bsky.social's newest horror RPG!!!
pnc.st/s/side-chara...
pnc.st/s/side-chara...
October 14, 2023 at 5:16 PM
It's here! Go check out part one of Do Not Press Play, a collaboration between Side Character Quest, myself, and @dantendo64.bsky.social playing @parablegames.bsky.social's newest horror RPG!!!
pnc.st/s/side-chara...
pnc.st/s/side-chara...