biblical milf
@morganeleanor.bsky.social
takes a pet like no problem. she/her
advice for trainers: saying “you’re a quiet bunch” will never motivate your crowd to be less quiet
November 26, 2024 at 9:28 PM
advice for trainers: saying “you’re a quiet bunch” will never motivate your crowd to be less quiet
inside every man is the innate drive to tip water on a woman’s head while she’s showering
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
inside every man is the innate drive to tip water on a woman’s head while she’s showering
feeling pretty bad
November 30, 2023 at 6:46 AM
feeling pretty bad
this is all you need to know about me
November 29, 2023 at 9:35 PM
this is all you need to know about me
date fit. I’ll probably put shoes on though
November 29, 2023 at 3:37 AM
date fit. I’ll probably put shoes on though
can confirm emma is the best in the biz!!
They let me stay a celebrant for another year! I specialise in small, queer, and/or weird weddings. So if you fancy getting hitched, let me know!
November 21, 2023 at 9:02 AM
can confirm emma is the best in the biz!!
duck family making it very hard to eat my lunch
November 14, 2023 at 12:22 AM
duck family making it very hard to eat my lunch
i'd like to pretend my whole life is eating crudo and burrata out front of the Ram with an old friend at 4pm on a wednesday
November 8, 2023 at 10:26 AM
i'd like to pretend my whole life is eating crudo and burrata out front of the Ram with an old friend at 4pm on a wednesday
minced my own beef for burgers tonight and let me tell you they fuckin ruuuuuled
November 3, 2023 at 6:50 AM
minced my own beef for burgers tonight and let me tell you they fuckin ruuuuuled
hot goth bitch reporting for duty
October 26, 2023 at 8:33 AM
hot goth bitch reporting for duty
the airbnb has his n hers Sartre
October 20, 2023 at 11:21 PM
the airbnb has his n hers Sartre
Bluesky DMs when
October 18, 2023 at 11:38 AM
Bluesky DMs when
took my tshirt off and found an ant crawling on my tummy 💀💀💀
October 16, 2023 at 6:19 AM
took my tshirt off and found an ant crawling on my tummy 💀💀💀
it’s the most wonderful time of the year
October 10, 2023 at 1:18 AM
it’s the most wonderful time of the year
so what’s the go with spicy pics on here. no circles so do I make a locked account or
October 9, 2023 at 5:24 AM
so what’s the go with spicy pics on here. no circles so do I make a locked account or
discovering that if you're being crushed by work you can just quit feels like a secret life hack
October 9, 2023 at 4:44 AM
discovering that if you're being crushed by work you can just quit feels like a secret life hack
the neighbour over the road is playing drums but can only handle four or five bars at a time. great soundtrack to a Saturday night
October 7, 2023 at 7:54 AM
the neighbour over the road is playing drums but can only handle four or five bars at a time. great soundtrack to a Saturday night
shoutout to @jeanthreepwood.bsky.social for recommending Alone, the most ironic show to binge watch while on burnout leave from my emails job
October 3, 2023 at 7:23 AM
shoutout to @jeanthreepwood.bsky.social for recommending Alone, the most ironic show to binge watch while on burnout leave from my emails job
Perky Nanas rule bc they’re like bubblegum that you can swallow
October 1, 2023 at 8:35 AM
Perky Nanas rule bc they’re like bubblegum that you can swallow
if you woke up one day and all your tattoos had disappeared would you get them again
September 24, 2023 at 8:12 AM
if you woke up one day and all your tattoos had disappeared would you get them again
this is why I will endure fearing for my life flying for work. room service and bob mortimer
September 21, 2023 at 9:05 AM
this is why I will endure fearing for my life flying for work. room service and bob mortimer
mewithoutYou
Orville Peck
Rey, Lana Del
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Autolux
Neurosis?
Orville Peck
Rey, Lana Del
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Autolux
Neurosis?
September 20, 2023 at 11:04 AM
mewithoutYou
Orville Peck
Rey, Lana Del
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Autolux
Neurosis?
Orville Peck
Rey, Lana Del
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Autolux
Neurosis?