am I crazy or does the field look like absolute shit rn? did they like leave lawn clippings all over or what lmao

not me thinking severance was a comedy this whole time just to start it and find out it’s one of the best dramas I’ve ever seen???

waiting for the buffalo bills to join bluesky

Exactly why @bsky.app is so important. Engaging on this platform is important. As is growing this platform.

Which one of these men joins Tom Anderson and MySoace in the annals of history first ?

Their greed is our opportunity.

I will not rest until I find a perfume that smells like Necessaire’s olibanum line!!!!!!

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

excited that this is getting more users each day, hopefully we’ll get close to old twitter 🥲

The best thanksgiving meal I ever had was during Covid when I made 1 plate featuring rack of lamb, mashed potatoes, balsamic brussel sprouts and candied carrots

nothing worse than wanting to gatekeep a new fragrance launch but perfumetok started hyping it up and everyone’s gonna sell it out before you get your bottle now 🥲🙃

asked for a Dirty Shirley bartender asked if I wanted grenadine or cherry vodka, almost proposed

fucked up off the rec noons

(The girl fight was way more entertaining)

on the season of house where his ex wife is regularly in the show and I hate it!! having someone narrate every quirky quip he was gonna say and do is defeating the purpose!!