Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.

"Grass?"
"No"
"Near here?"
"Not that I'm aware of"
"Rolling around in it, you say?"
"I'll let you know if I see anything"

I got paid to write D!ck jokes today.

#copywriter #marketing #digitalsocialmarketing

Conspiracy theory: Poodles aren’t real. Exhibit A:

#dogsky #poodles #cutedog

Word of the day….

You know what’s a vibe? Sitting in a Jewish cemetery at night with every gravestone decorated in fairy lights listening to the radio play “forever young. I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever?” While you look out at the glittering sea that is Los Angeles far below you.

Conspiracy theory: poodles aren’t real.

I started a no pressure art journal recently to help free myself from perfectionism and give myself permission to experiment more. This was my entry for yesterday, drawn late at night after the TikTok ban went into effect. I guess I was having some big feelings about freedom of speech.

Since we’re all sharing TikToks to fill the void…. #tiktokban

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

Well it’s the end of an era and I fear the next… #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban