Chris
@morbidlythicc.bsky.social
Lifelong car enthusiast who has an unhealthy obsession with land yachts
Kind of tempted to spend the rest of the month off of social media at this point. Everything going on in the country and the world right now is just so soul crushing and I’d love some time to not know about any of it. Just immersing myself in my hobbies and other things that make me happy.
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Kind of tempted to spend the rest of the month off of social media at this point. Everything going on in the country and the world right now is just so soul crushing and I’d love some time to not know about any of it. Just immersing myself in my hobbies and other things that make me happy.
Commercials that advertise food are full of it because I’ve never eaten something that made me start to wiggle.
September 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Commercials that advertise food are full of it because I’ve never eaten something that made me start to wiggle.
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Henry Shitboy
South Africa, Cape, Cemetery Records, 1872-2011
South Africa, Cape, Cemetery Records, 1872-2011
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Henry Shitboy
South Africa, Cape, Cemetery Records, 1872-2011
South Africa, Cape, Cemetery Records, 1872-2011
Can’t believe I’m stuck at work on Rapture Day.
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can’t believe I’m stuck at work on Rapture Day.
Hopefully the rapture means that I can finally get a house for a good price.
September 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hopefully the rapture means that I can finally get a house for a good price.
Just beat the 9th ranked team in the country by 53 points. Who would’ve thought? Indiana football is nothing like how it was.
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just beat the 9th ranked team in the country by 53 points. Who would’ve thought? Indiana football is nothing like how it was.
Didn’t think that any clean Durangos from this generation still existed.
26k-Mile 2009 Dodge Durango Limited Hybrid at No Reserve
No Reserve: 26k-Mile 2009 Dodge Durango Limited Hybrid
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 26k-Mile 2009 Dodge Durango Limited Hybrid at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #211,981.
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September 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Didn’t think that any clean Durangos from this generation still existed.
New iPhones are out again and I’m still using my iPhone XR that I’ve had for 5 years because it somehow still works.
September 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
New iPhones are out again and I’m still using my iPhone XR that I’ve had for 5 years because it somehow still works.
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can we start a new save file for Earth
September 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
can we start a new save file for Earth
Been alive for 31 years and don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone eating a whole pickle.
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Been alive for 31 years and don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone eating a whole pickle.
#weirdcarbs, assemble.
September 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
#weirdcarbs, assemble.
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Can’t stop thinking about the guy in full scuba gear who stole $20k from Paddlefish at Disney Springs.
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Can’t stop thinking about the guy in full scuba gear who stole $20k from Paddlefish at Disney Springs.
Getting some grey hairs at 31 in my hair (well no shit) and my beard. Sign of the times we’re living in maybe? Thankfully no hair loss. My hair is still thick and shoulder length.
September 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Getting some grey hairs at 31 in my hair (well no shit) and my beard. Sign of the times we’re living in maybe? Thankfully no hair loss. My hair is still thick and shoulder length.
Me after seeing what’s happening in the world against my will.
September 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me after seeing what’s happening in the world against my will.
Mark Zuckerberg saying stupid stuff again reminded me that I still call Metaverse or whatever it was World Baby to this day because of this tweet.
September 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mark Zuckerberg saying stupid stuff again reminded me that I still call Metaverse or whatever it was World Baby to this day because of this tweet.
QT with your weekend plans
September 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
QT with your weekend plans
Found out that Conan O’Brien still has his 92 Ford Taurus SHO and wants to get it restored. He has it sitting in the parking garage at Warner Bros with a bad clutch due to Brad Pitt frying it during a skit.
#weirdcarbs
#weirdcarbs
September 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Found out that Conan O’Brien still has his 92 Ford Taurus SHO and wants to get it restored. He has it sitting in the parking garage at Warner Bros with a bad clutch due to Brad Pitt frying it during a skit.
#weirdcarbs
#weirdcarbs
I love it and I want it.
Single-Family-Owned 1996 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham at No Reserve
No Reserve: Single-Family-Owned 1996 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Single-Family-Owned 1996 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #210,053.
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September 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I love it and I want it.
September 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My grandpa is 87 years old with dementia and this reminds me of him.
September 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My grandpa is 87 years old with dementia and this reminds me of him.
This decade fucking blows.
September 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This decade fucking blows.
Halfway through the 2020’s and still no Art Deco revival.
September 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Halfway through the 2020’s and still no Art Deco revival.
“Man, if I win the lottery…”
*proceeds to never play the lottery
*proceeds to never play the lottery
September 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Man, if I win the lottery…”
*proceeds to never play the lottery
*proceeds to never play the lottery
September 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM