Mopar and Galen
@moparandgalen.bsky.social
Spec fic writer. Co-editor www.iftheresanyoneleft.com
The year is 2032. You just pooped your pants-the FDA no longer exists. All food is contaminated. Surveillance pricing knows you pooped, and you therefore can't afford the surge price of new pants. It doesn't matter-you have to poop your pants anyway on your 24hr shift at the fulfillment warehouse
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The year is 2032. You just pooped your pants-the FDA no longer exists. All food is contaminated. Surveillance pricing knows you pooped, and you therefore can't afford the surge price of new pants. It doesn't matter-you have to poop your pants anyway on your 24hr shift at the fulfillment warehouse
Had the real life equivalent of being told I didn't put the new cover sheet on my TPS reports
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Had the real life equivalent of being told I didn't put the new cover sheet on my TPS reports
You're telling me you don't like birds? The dinosaurs that talk?
September 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You're telling me you don't like birds? The dinosaurs that talk?
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FFer Read of the Day: "The Northerner's Tale" by @moparandgalen.bsky.social in @flashfictiononline.bsky.social
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The Northerner’s Tale
Urtif vaulted the snow-covered log and pressed himself hurriedly but soundlessly into a recess beneath the felled tree. He stifled his breath into the sleeve of his fur-lined tunic hoping desperate…
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August 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
FFer Read of the Day: "The Northerner's Tale" by @moparandgalen.bsky.social in @flashfictiononline.bsky.social
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The year is 2035. All online booksellers are directly or indirectly involved in war crimes. The single remaining independent bookstore in your state can no longer afford to purchase books because of the astronomical price of paper with trees nearing extinction due to climate change and logging
August 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The year is 2035. All online booksellers are directly or indirectly involved in war crimes. The single remaining independent bookstore in your state can no longer afford to purchase books because of the astronomical price of paper with trees nearing extinction due to climate change and logging
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Hello everyone! Volume 5 print version is now available!!
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Free stories will also release on our website starting this Friday, 1 story per week at 0700 CST!
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Free stories will also release on our website starting this Friday, 1 story per week at 0700 CST!
If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5
If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5 [Burnham, Jason, Candra, Audris, Jones, Shelly, Moore, Fiona, Sengupta, Abhishek, Twist, Elizabeth, Duncan, R. K., Jia-Wen, Claire, Ragas, Rukman, Margariti, Avra] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. If There's Anyone Left: Volume 5
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July 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hello everyone! Volume 5 print version is now available!!
www.amazon.com/If-Theres-An...
Free stories will also release on our website starting this Friday, 1 story per week at 0700 CST!
www.amazon.com/If-Theres-An...
Free stories will also release on our website starting this Friday, 1 story per week at 0700 CST!
New rule: if you're neurodiverse and you go to pay a bill, but the system fails through no fault of your own, you no longer have to pay that bill because you've already expended all the mental energy your body will ever contain to pay that bill
June 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New rule: if you're neurodiverse and you go to pay a bill, but the system fails through no fault of your own, you no longer have to pay that bill because you've already expended all the mental energy your body will ever contain to pay that bill
As I approach *mumble* years old, I feel that I should put out for others to see that driving a car is actually really, really dangerous. If you are young, being out on the road is one of the most likely places you'll die. Be safe out there. For real
June 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As I approach *mumble* years old, I feel that I should put out for others to see that driving a car is actually really, really dangerous. If you are young, being out on the road is one of the most likely places you'll die. Be safe out there. For real
Vivify the messed up deer! Last day to get this kickstarter over the line!
OMG we're CLOSE TO 50% and have 3 DAYS LEFT!!!
So, what happens if we *don't* make the deadline this time? I've posted an update about open subs, the project, what comes next, and how to follow along for additional information. #TheDeerIsMessedUP 📚🦌
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
So, what happens if we *don't* make the deadline this time? I've posted an update about open subs, the project, what comes next, and how to follow along for additional information. #TheDeerIsMessedUP 📚🦌
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
Update 10: Three days to go!!! A few quick updates on what happens NEXT · THE DEER IS MESSED UP
We are SO CLOSE to 50% and only have 3 days to go... :oThank you, everyone, who has backed and shouted about and boosted the campaign so far! We appreciate ALL of you so much!We are, however, still a ...
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June 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Vivify the messed up deer! Last day to get this kickstarter over the line!
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New story day! "What Not To Do With A Deer In the Woods" is my #horror story about, well, #TheDeerIsMessedUP. ^-^
Includes:
- horror 👀
- in the woods 🌲
- there's a deer 🦌
- the deer is fucked up 😱
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Includes:
- horror 👀
- in the woods 🌲
- there's a deer 🦌
- the deer is fucked up 😱
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
May 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
New story day! "What Not To Do With A Deer In the Woods" is my #horror story about, well, #TheDeerIsMessedUP. ^-^
Includes:
- horror 👀
- in the woods 🌲
- there's a deer 🦌
- the deer is fucked up 😱
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
Includes:
- horror 👀
- in the woods 🌲
- there's a deer 🦌
- the deer is fucked up 😱
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
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"Events are tricky to remember in constituent pieces, a symptom of submerged chronology, of a timeline moving fast and incoherently, too much unpleasant daily news."
-Julia Armfield from Private Rites
This is exactly how I feel today. Exactly
-Julia Armfield from Private Rites
This is exactly how I feel today. Exactly
May 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Events are tricky to remember in constituent pieces, a symptom of submerged chronology, of a timeline moving fast and incoherently, too much unpleasant daily news."
-Julia Armfield from Private Rites
This is exactly how I feel today. Exactly
-Julia Armfield from Private Rites
This is exactly how I feel today. Exactly
Not sure if it was the tornado, but it feels like the edge of the cliff is fast receding above us as we (general we) fall
May 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Not sure if it was the tornado, but it feels like the edge of the cliff is fast receding above us as we (general we) fall
Oof. Was at Doggy ER for just under 3 hours and 2 other people's dogs died while we were there. Wtf
May 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oof. Was at Doggy ER for just under 3 hours and 2 other people's dogs died while we were there. Wtf
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Contains FFers @drfionamoore.bsky.social @abhisheksg.bsky.social @avramargariti.bsky.social @noirbettie.bsky.social @czwrites.bsky.social and @aardwyrm.bsky.social! Co-edited by FFer @moparandgalen.bsky.social! And best of all, proceeds go to Palestinian causes, so go grab a copy!
May 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Contains FFers @drfionamoore.bsky.social @abhisheksg.bsky.social @avramargariti.bsky.social @noirbettie.bsky.social @czwrites.bsky.social and @aardwyrm.bsky.social! Co-edited by FFer @moparandgalen.bsky.social! And best of all, proceeds go to Palestinian causes, so go grab a copy!
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Very sad to not have been fortunate enough to have the visuospatial reasoning required to braid my own hair
May 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Very sad to not have been fortunate enough to have the visuospatial reasoning required to braid my own hair
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It's alive... ALLLLIIIVE!!!! #TheDeerIsMessedUP #horror #booksky
Come check out @probablyharmless.bsky.social and my epic horror anthology—full of messed up deer! 🔥🦌
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
Come check out @probablyharmless.bsky.social and my epic horror anthology—full of messed up deer! 🔥🦌
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
THE DEER IS MESSED UP
An anthology of horror stories about f*cked up deer. Edited by Theodore Hill and Merc Fenn Wolfmoor.
www.kickstarter.com
May 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's alive... ALLLLIIIVE!!!! #TheDeerIsMessedUP #horror #booksky
Come check out @probablyharmless.bsky.social and my epic horror anthology—full of messed up deer! 🔥🦌
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
Come check out @probablyharmless.bsky.social and my epic horror anthology—full of messed up deer! 🔥🦌
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
Me: *squints at coffee house order*
Me: is this too much caffeine?
Me: *squints at world*
Me: hmm, maybe it's not enough
Me: is this too much caffeine?
Me: *squints at world*
Me: hmm, maybe it's not enough
April 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Me: *squints at coffee house order*
Me: is this too much caffeine?
Me: *squints at world*
Me: hmm, maybe it's not enough
Me: is this too much caffeine?
Me: *squints at world*
Me: hmm, maybe it's not enough
Homonym-challenged Star Trek Fan Accidentally Recruited by Time-traveling Pirates After Claiming He Knew Everything About 'All the Canon Timelines'
April 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Homonym-challenged Star Trek Fan Accidentally Recruited by Time-traveling Pirates After Claiming He Knew Everything About 'All the Canon Timelines'
If i cross the universe on a dangerous mission that takes me away from everything I've ever known and then I arrive on an alien planet where it's spring and everything's blooming and sets off my allergies, I'm getting right back on the ship and coming home even if time dilation means everyone's dead
March 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If i cross the universe on a dangerous mission that takes me away from everything I've ever known and then I arrive on an alien planet where it's spring and everything's blooming and sets off my allergies, I'm getting right back on the ship and coming home even if time dilation means everyone's dead
The co-occurrence of
1) cracked and bloody skin from winter
and
2) runny nose and itchy eyes of blooming spring
should not be allowed
1) cracked and bloody skin from winter
and
2) runny nose and itchy eyes of blooming spring
should not be allowed
March 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The co-occurrence of
1) cracked and bloody skin from winter
and
2) runny nose and itchy eyes of blooming spring
should not be allowed
1) cracked and bloody skin from winter
and
2) runny nose and itchy eyes of blooming spring
should not be allowed
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[rob zombie voice] TEAR through the paper and BITE through the wafer and BREAK off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAAARRRR
December 10, 2024 at 4:39 PM
[rob zombie voice] TEAR through the paper and BITE through the wafer and BREAK off a piece of that KIT-KAT BAAARRRR
One of life's small pleasures is being very hungry and absolutely in despair at the prospect of making a meal and then suddenly remembering you have something delicious in the freezer that takes almost no time to make in the microwave
February 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
One of life's small pleasures is being very hungry and absolutely in despair at the prospect of making a meal and then suddenly remembering you have something delicious in the freezer that takes almost no time to make in the microwave