Tiff
@moosemuses.bsky.social
Mama to the corgi mix, Brownie. Auntie Moose to 4 humans, 3 doggos, and 4 cattos. Lover of music, books, and crochet…(fuck, am I a granny?) nerd of supernatural, the rookie, Disney…
Overworked and underpaid
32, She/her/whatever.
Overworked and underpaid
32, She/her/whatever.
I forgot how boring my life actually is
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I forgot how boring my life actually is
Do angelinos have an aversion to light and being able to actually see their food? Or do they think if they can’t see it, then the calories don’t count?
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Do angelinos have an aversion to light and being able to actually see their food? Or do they think if they can’t see it, then the calories don’t count?
To the frat bro who spat out his gum in front of me on the floor in D25, instead of the trash can 2 aisles over…thank you soooo much for making my night. You psycho sicko
August 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
To the frat bro who spat out his gum in front of me on the floor in D25, instead of the trash can 2 aisles over…thank you soooo much for making my night. You psycho sicko
I got conked in the head by a boxed closet rack. I don’t think it knocked any sense into me
August 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I got conked in the head by a boxed closet rack. I don’t think it knocked any sense into me
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You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
July 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
Sometimes my one liners crack me up. One of my coworkers mentioned that his mom wouldn’t let him have a mint colored backpack as a kid. My dumbass asked “was your mom in denial about you being gay?!”
Cue coworker #2 cracking up from 3 aisles over.
Cue coworker #2 cracking up from 3 aisles over.
bugs bunny is hugging a man in a tuxedo and says `` thank you ... thank you very much ! ''
ALT: bugs bunny is hugging a man in a tuxedo and says `` thank you ... thank you very much ! ''
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July 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Sometimes my one liners crack me up. One of my coworkers mentioned that his mom wouldn’t let him have a mint colored backpack as a kid. My dumbass asked “was your mom in denial about you being gay?!”
Cue coworker #2 cracking up from 3 aisles over.
Cue coworker #2 cracking up from 3 aisles over.
Thank you for telling me every two seconds that everyone is busy. I get the point. Or do you actually think I’m Dory?
dory from the movie finding nemo is swimming in the ocean
ALT: dory from the movie finding nemo is swimming in the ocean
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July 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thank you for telling me every two seconds that everyone is busy. I get the point. Or do you actually think I’m Dory?
Is there a better feeling than returning to your own bed after several sleepless nights while traveling?
July 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Is there a better feeling than returning to your own bed after several sleepless nights while traveling?
Nope, I don’t need that kidney Brown. Thanks for discovering that for me
July 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Nope, I don’t need that kidney Brown. Thanks for discovering that for me
Holy shit that was fun.
July 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Holy shit that was fun.
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@swerveconfident.bsky.social and @princekingnana.bsky.social dressed for the occasion as we prepare for #AEWAllInTexas LIVE ON PPV at the top of the hour!
July 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@swerveconfident.bsky.social and @princekingnana.bsky.social dressed for the occasion as we prepare for #AEWAllInTexas LIVE ON PPV at the top of the hour!
I sometimes think about restarting 9-1-1, but then I think of Fat Amy in pitch perfect and think mmmmm better not. Towards the end, certain characters pissed me off, and I’m still not interested in reliving THAT episode
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is holding a red cup and says hmm better not .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is holding a red cup and says hmm better not .
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July 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I sometimes think about restarting 9-1-1, but then I think of Fat Amy in pitch perfect and think mmmmm better not. Towards the end, certain characters pissed me off, and I’m still not interested in reliving THAT episode
Idk what’s worse. Wondering if my phone is broken, or that everyone in my inner circle ignored/missed my call. Guess it’s a good thing it’s not an emergency. 😞🥺
I just want a taco buddy
I just want a taco buddy
June 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Idk what’s worse. Wondering if my phone is broken, or that everyone in my inner circle ignored/missed my call. Guess it’s a good thing it’s not an emergency. 😞🥺
I just want a taco buddy
I just want a taco buddy
Things I never thought I’d say at 7am on a Wednesday
That is a wee wee in my face. Brownie, why is your wee wee in my face?!
That is a wee wee in my face. Brownie, why is your wee wee in my face?!
June 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Things I never thought I’d say at 7am on a Wednesday
That is a wee wee in my face. Brownie, why is your wee wee in my face?!
That is a wee wee in my face. Brownie, why is your wee wee in my face?!
Somewhere, out in the cloud, are several ring video clips of me wiping out on the ramp in front of my parents old house. And probably security footage of me wiping out in various places of employment.
The ground can not be trusted
The ground can not be trusted
June 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Somewhere, out in the cloud, are several ring video clips of me wiping out on the ramp in front of my parents old house. And probably security footage of me wiping out in various places of employment.
The ground can not be trusted
The ground can not be trusted
When you have a headache, but the dog doesn’t get the memo, and now must sing you “the song of his people” because a dude had the audacity to walk next to the car 🤕☠️
June 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When you have a headache, but the dog doesn’t get the memo, and now must sing you “the song of his people” because a dude had the audacity to walk next to the car 🤕☠️
Well, since I can’t spend Father’s Day with my dad, I spent it with his dad instead.
June 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well, since I can’t spend Father’s Day with my dad, I spent it with his dad instead.
And for a palate cleanser here’s the adorable face I have the joy to wake up to every morning
June 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And for a palate cleanser here’s the adorable face I have the joy to wake up to every morning
Yup. Been about 2 months and I’m still mad. Tried reading something that used to bring comfort, and it felt like touching a bruise. It’s now the weewoo show that must be nameless. Damn it, one of my friends made me ornaments for it just this last year too.
June 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Yup. Been about 2 months and I’m still mad. Tried reading something that used to bring comfort, and it felt like touching a bruise. It’s now the weewoo show that must be nameless. Damn it, one of my friends made me ornaments for it just this last year too.