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Moose Actually
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The doors on Big Creepy Van aren’t a pain in the ass to open anymorrrrrre!!!
Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40??
August 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Betty dogglehead on the dashboard of my trusty old van.
August 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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In a last ditch effort to avoid an expensive repair, i reached way up inside my washing machine’s drain pump intake and found half a fuckin dog in there. Pulled it out, washer drained just fine, named the clog Sparkles.
A hand holding a large, dense, grey clump of hair.
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Who punishes The Punisher? Jeff. Jeff punishes The Punisher. Tryna sneak up on a cute lil sharkyboi? The fuck outta here, Frank. 🦈
#marvelrivals
June 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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My greatest achievement. 🤴🦈
Screenshot from marvel rivals showing the Lord rank unlocked on the proficiency screen for Jeff the Land Shark.
June 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN
June 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The hat makes it
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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A few years ago, a tree squished our house while i was in it. In the 8 months we were out, my grandpa and two of my cats died. Before we moved back in, my spouse put these stickers on the toilet seat. The first piece of our return to normalcy.

Yes. I cried throwing away an old toilet seat. 🫠
A toilet seat sits open atop a large garbage bin. Stickers under the lid show two tyrannosaurs and the words “put me down”.
June 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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That Jeff instalock life.
#marvelrivals
June 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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60’s X-Men getting a little kinky
#NoContextComics
Comic frame drawn by Jack Kirby showing Cyclops flying upward out of an ice tube while The Beast sits awkwardly on the ground by Marvel Girl (Jean Grey) who uses her telekinesis on Cyclops. Cyclops: “Good girl, Jean! I was wondering what would slow us down when we hit bottom!” Marvel Girl’s thought bubble: “Somehow, when he says ‘Good girl’, it’s better than Richard Chamberlain saying ‘My darling.’
June 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Every mention of “Lucifer“ in this made me giggle.
#NoContextComics
June 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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#nocontextcomics but honestly it was just as weird in context.
Three panel X-Men comic strip. First Panel: Marvel Girl (Jean Grey) walks toward Cyclops. Marvel Girl: “Marvel Girl reporting, Cyclops! Why? What’s wrong?” Cyclops: “Look Out! You’ll stumble into that HOLE in front of you!” Second Panel: Marvel Girl, walking, is about two steps from walking into a small hole in the ground. A half of a log lies nearby with lines indicating Marvel Girl is using her telekinesis. Marvel Girl: “There’s not enough time to side-step!” Third panel: The log is over the hole. Marvel Girl steps on it. Marvel Girl: “But, by telekinetically putting that log OVER it, i can step down in safety!” Omnidirectional Thought Bubble: “Well done, Marvel Girl!” Marvel girl: “That thought! It’s the professor!”
June 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Using the time i used to spend mindlessly scrolling through reels, i am attempting to read the entire core series of X-Men comics starting in 1963. I will occasionally be posting frames from it completely out of context.
Scott “Slim” Summers (yeah they called him Slim) aka Cyclops shoots an energy blast from his eyes at someone’s hand as it reaches for the sugar dish at a crowded dinner table. In the foreground, Bobby Drake aka Iceman materializes white ice on top of a slice of pie. His thought bubble reads “While no one’s looking, i’ll use my icing power to make some pie a la mode.” It probably tastes terrible.
June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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News Flash: Rhinoceroses aren’t real. If you think you’ve seen one, you are affected by Mastermind’s uncanny power.
A comic book panel, drawn by Jack Kirby, of a rhinoceros charging through a crowd. The narration at the top reads: “AT THAT VERY INSTANT, A CHARGING RHINOCEROS SEEMS TO COME HURTLING THROUGH THE ASTONISHED CROWD ... A WILD BEAST WHICH EXISTS ONLY IN THE IMAGINA - TIONS OF THOSE AFFECTED BY MASTERMIND'S UNCANNY POWER...”
June 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Finally got my gold on the last night of Season 2.0!! Emma Frost khaki skin here i come!
#marvelrivals
A screenshot from Marvel Rivals that reads Rank Promotion! Gold III
May 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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People like to reference Trent Reznor saying “It wasn’t my song anymore.” like he was like “oh it’s totally better for you”. In the context of the interview it’s more complicated than that. It’s still much more personal to Reznor. Even on its face, only Trent battled heroin addiction for years. 👇
“I listened to it and it was very strange,” he said. “It was this other person inhabiting my most personal song. I’d known where I was when I wrote it. I know what I was thinking about. I know how I felt. Hearing it was like someone kissing your girlfriend. It felt invasive.” “I wasn’t prepared for what I saw,” Reznor said. “What I had written in my diary was now superimposed on the life of this icon and sung so beautifully and emotionally. It was a reminder of what an important medium music is. Goosebumps up the spine. It really made sense. I thought: ‘What a powerful piece of art.’ I never got to meet Johnny, but I’m happy I contributed in the way I did. It wasn’t my song any more.”
May 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Three images, one of a couch, one of Usha Vance (JD Vance’s wife), and one of the Pope. Labels above each image read “fuck”, “marry”, and “kill” respectively.
April 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Date night stick-and-poke tattoos!
Downward photo of a leg with “LEG” tattooed on it with an arrow pointing down.
April 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Why they gotta do my man Engelbert like this?
The cover of Engelbert Humperdinck’s album ‘A Man Without Love’ which reads “Engelbert Humperdinck, A Man Without Love” and he’s off to the right looking real awkward and sad about it.
April 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Throwback to one of my greatest innovations.
It’s raisin loops, bitch. 😎
A close up shot of a bowl of fruit loops with raisins mixed in
March 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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We got a second xbox, a series x this time, so we can play vidya games at the same time. Here’s Admiral Breaderick enjoying the fancy 4k 60p rain in Baldur’s Gate 3.
A chonky black and white cat stands up un front of a television, pawing at the screen. He is partially obscuring a large black xbox. It’s hella cute.
March 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Adding this because it made me chuckle twice.
Screen shot of a bluesky post from user easily-thrown-imp.bsky.social that reads “guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this” Accompanying image is of fox news reporting “Liberal trolls share wild memes of JD Vance. A woman appears in a frame to the left. To the right, a collection of unflattering, altered images of JD Vance. Images include: swollen faced Bob Ross, JD’s whole head shaped to look like a Minion in overalls and an uncle sam hat, JD with swollen face, unkempt curly hair, and a neck beard, JD as a school boy in a colorful cap.
March 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I’ve always just assumed the Morton Salt girl was shielding herself from a shower of salt. I’m now noticing that she is also dumping her own salt on the ground.

Idk wtf this means.
Morton salt logo. A girl in a yellow dress uses an umbrella to shield herself from some form of rain. Possibly salt. She also dumps salt on the ground behind her.
March 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Look at this rutabaga’s rutabaga.
Cute-ass great pyrenees dog holding a toy rutabaga looking hella majestic.
March 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM