You wake up in the middle of an empty floor at a large concert venue. The stage is full of musicians. Stevie Nicks on one side, Survivor is on the other.
The silence breaks. A guitar. “Dunandudu Dunandudu…”
Is it Eye of the Tiger or Edge of Seventeen??
The pattern repeats endlessly.
The silence breaks. A guitar. “Dunandudu Dunandudu…”
Is it Eye of the Tiger or Edge of Seventeen??
The pattern repeats endlessly.
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You wake up in the middle of an empty floor at a large concert venue. The stage is full of musicians. Stevie Nicks on one side, Survivor is on the other.
The silence breaks. A guitar. “Dunandudu Dunandudu…”
Is it Eye of the Tiger or Edge of Seventeen??
The pattern repeats endlessly.
The silence breaks. A guitar. “Dunandudu Dunandudu…”
Is it Eye of the Tiger or Edge of Seventeen??
The pattern repeats endlessly.
“I’m gonna go take a shower.”
“Cool. I’m gonna kill Daredevil.”
Mundane conversations in a supervillain household.
“Cool. I’m gonna kill Daredevil.”
Mundane conversations in a supervillain household.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“I’m gonna go take a shower.”
“Cool. I’m gonna kill Daredevil.”
Mundane conversations in a supervillain household.
“Cool. I’m gonna kill Daredevil.”
Mundane conversations in a supervillain household.
In any vampire romance story, watch every scene as if the 400 year old vampire dating the 18 year old girl had been turned when they were 65.
October 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In any vampire romance story, watch every scene as if the 400 year old vampire dating the 18 year old girl had been turned when they were 65.
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Greg Stoker aboard the veterans boat of the Global Sumud Flotilla gives updates about the current illegal interdiction of the attempt to break the humanitarian siege on Gaza by bringing baby formula, food, & medical supplies, & establish an aid corridor for the same
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Greg Stoker aboard the veterans boat of the Global Sumud Flotilla gives updates about the current illegal interdiction of the attempt to break the humanitarian siege on Gaza by bringing baby formula, food, & medical supplies, & establish an aid corridor for the same
For those wondering, in the “yeah”s and “no”s in Nickelback’s ‘How You Remind Me’, there are 26 “yeah”s and 14 “no”s for a net of 12 “yeah”s.
As if that weren’t enough, in Usher’s ‘Yeah’, there are 79 “yeah”s. 81 if you count quoting themselves saying “yeah”.
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As if that weren’t enough, in Usher’s ‘Yeah’, there are 79 “yeah”s. 81 if you count quoting themselves saying “yeah”.
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September 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
For those wondering, in the “yeah”s and “no”s in Nickelback’s ‘How You Remind Me’, there are 26 “yeah”s and 14 “no”s for a net of 12 “yeah”s.
As if that weren’t enough, in Usher’s ‘Yeah’, there are 79 “yeah”s. 81 if you count quoting themselves saying “yeah”.
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As if that weren’t enough, in Usher’s ‘Yeah’, there are 79 “yeah”s. 81 if you count quoting themselves saying “yeah”.
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Remember when chat apps used to tell you when someone was typing?
Just terrible.
Just terrible.
September 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Remember when chat apps used to tell you when someone was typing?
Just terrible.
Just terrible.
All human babies are on molly.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
September 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
All human babies are on molly.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
The road leading away from the airport is never just a regular-ass road. Sad road today, happy road in a few weeks.
September 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The road leading away from the airport is never just a regular-ass road. Sad road today, happy road in a few weeks.
The doors on Big Creepy Van aren’t a pain in the ass to open anymorrrrrre!!!
Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40??
Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40??
August 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The doors on Big Creepy Van aren’t a pain in the ass to open anymorrrrrre!!!
Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40??
Is there anything you can’t fix by opening it up and drowning it in WD-40??
On Bob’s Burgers, Linda asks Critter how his child, Sidecar, is doing. Sidecar is now starting preschool. Sidecar’s birth was featured in an early episode. He ages, but the Belcher children do not. Why does the cartoon sitcom time stasis not affect this child specifically?? #bobsburgers #chosenone
August 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
On Bob’s Burgers, Linda asks Critter how his child, Sidecar, is doing. Sidecar is now starting preschool. Sidecar’s birth was featured in an early episode. He ages, but the Belcher children do not. Why does the cartoon sitcom time stasis not affect this child specifically?? #bobsburgers #chosenone
Quick Trip is a weird place. Just watched a man dressed like Lil Jon, in red, head-to-toe, with a matching Cadillac get into a confrontation with an older gentleman in which he actually did the “WHAT?”
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August 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Quick Trip is a weird place. Just watched a man dressed like Lil Jon, in red, head-to-toe, with a matching Cadillac get into a confrontation with an older gentleman in which he actually did the “WHAT?”
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Betty dogglehead on the dashboard of my trusty old van.
August 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Betty dogglehead on the dashboard of my trusty old van.
This page with assorted “whitespace” characters includes the “caucasian astronaut” emoji and i am, as a result, dead. 💀
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July 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This page with assorted “whitespace” characters includes the “caucasian astronaut” emoji and i am, as a result, dead. 💀
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In a last ditch effort to avoid an expensive repair, i reached way up inside my washing machine’s drain pump intake and found half a fuckin dog in there. Pulled it out, washer drained just fine, named the clog Sparkles.
July 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In a last ditch effort to avoid an expensive repair, i reached way up inside my washing machine’s drain pump intake and found half a fuckin dog in there. Pulled it out, washer drained just fine, named the clog Sparkles.
Had a dream i went around challenging MTG players with a Yu-Gi-Oh deck and was fairly successful.
July 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Had a dream i went around challenging MTG players with a Yu-Gi-Oh deck and was fairly successful.
If the game starts and I’m the only person playing tank or support, I’m switching to Squirrel Girl.
#oopsalldps #marvelrivals
#oopsalldps #marvelrivals
July 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If the game starts and I’m the only person playing tank or support, I’m switching to Squirrel Girl.
#oopsalldps #marvelrivals
#oopsalldps #marvelrivals
Oh yeah? Well, today i made my friend piss blood because he tried to jump over me and my head hit his crotch.
#rollerderby
#rollerderby
July 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Oh yeah? Well, today i made my friend piss blood because he tried to jump over me and my head hit his crotch.
#rollerderby
#rollerderby
Just finished a lil tiny woodworking project on what would have been my grandpa’s 90th birthday. Every step was something he taught me how to do. It’s not as great as the stuff he made but i know he’d be proud.
July 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just finished a lil tiny woodworking project on what would have been my grandpa’s 90th birthday. Every step was something he taught me how to do. It’s not as great as the stuff he made but i know he’d be proud.
Enemy Black Panther on team chat: “JEFF I AM THE PREDATOR YOU ARE THE PREY”
*targets our Jeff until the player switches off*
Me, a Jeff main: *switch to Jeff (BP is hiding, waiting outside outside spawn) defeat him 1v1, tell his team about it. We win. His ancestors feel great shame.*
#marvelrivals
*targets our Jeff until the player switches off*
Me, a Jeff main: *switch to Jeff (BP is hiding, waiting outside outside spawn) defeat him 1v1, tell his team about it. We win. His ancestors feel great shame.*
#marvelrivals
July 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Enemy Black Panther on team chat: “JEFF I AM THE PREDATOR YOU ARE THE PREY”
*targets our Jeff until the player switches off*
Me, a Jeff main: *switch to Jeff (BP is hiding, waiting outside outside spawn) defeat him 1v1, tell his team about it. We win. His ancestors feel great shame.*
#marvelrivals
*targets our Jeff until the player switches off*
Me, a Jeff main: *switch to Jeff (BP is hiding, waiting outside outside spawn) defeat him 1v1, tell his team about it. We win. His ancestors feel great shame.*
#marvelrivals
“The Biden administration didn’t release it either!”
Okay. We’re all also pissed about that. “Your guy sucks too.” isn’t a gotchya when we don’t follow him religiously.
Trump and Bondi said it existed and they would release it.
Okay. We’re all also pissed about that. “Your guy sucks too.” isn’t a gotchya when we don’t follow him religiously.
Trump and Bondi said it existed and they would release it.
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“The Biden administration didn’t release it either!”
Okay. We’re all also pissed about that. “Your guy sucks too.” isn’t a gotchya when we don’t follow him religiously.
Trump and Bondi said it existed and they would release it.
Okay. We’re all also pissed about that. “Your guy sucks too.” isn’t a gotchya when we don’t follow him religiously.
Trump and Bondi said it existed and they would release it.
Don’t talk to me about your woke-ass “plasma”. There are only THREE phases of matter because that’s what i was taught in middle school before i lost all my neuroplasticity.
July 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Don’t talk to me about your woke-ass “plasma”. There are only THREE phases of matter because that’s what i was taught in middle school before i lost all my neuroplasticity.
I’m kinda sick and America is dumb. Today it’s Xena: Warrior Princess for me.
July 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m kinda sick and America is dumb. Today it’s Xena: Warrior Princess for me.
I thought a thing was making shit up but there really is a “Sonic Hedgehog” gene pathway.
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Sonic hedgehog protein - Wikipedia
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June 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I thought a thing was making shit up but there really is a “Sonic Hedgehog” gene pathway.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_h...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_h...
“Milk” is an objectively gross word.
Milk.
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🤢
June 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Milk” is an objectively gross word.
Milk.
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Milk.
Milk.
Milk.
Milk.
Milk.
🤢
Milk.
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