It's ridiculous that residents of areas like Elmbridge, which has budgeted carefully over many years and across multiple administrations may have services cut because Woking Conservatives spent ridiculous amounts.

That was my screen wallpaper for several years. Absolutely mindblowing.

There are people who do take him seriously. He is going to get people killed if he isn't challenged.

I shall maintain a diplomatic silence on that one.

There was a lot of apocalyptic scaremongering. I recall a lift company (Otis?) having to point out that their lifts didn’t know the date, so weren’t about to stop working.

Rubbish. It didn’t cause an issue because it was taken seriously.

I currently seem to be subsisting on pies of various types, despite the fridge overflowing with healthy veggies.

Ah, Dan Hannan. A man fated to be wrong almost 100% of the time.

Only one? That's proper Marie Kondo minimalism.

How does the pre-teen grapevine work? I was out for a couple of beers with an old mate the other night and he told me that his nine year old had just told him that joke.

To be fair, there are worse combinations than that.