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moonpie1220.bsky.social
Moonpie
@moonpie1220.bsky.social
Christian. Demigirl. INTP. Type 9. Gryffindor. She/Her/They/Them.
Mark 5:36
THEY BROKE UP AND SHE TOOK HIM BACK AND GAVE HIM MORE MONEY?!

AFTER HE ASKED IF HER 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER COULD ALSO GIVE HIM MONEY?!

AND WAS SHOCKED IT DIDNT WORK OUT?!???!!?

This can’t be real 😆
September 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Im a great PI. I found his Facebook AND his LinkedIn. Also I gotta hide my car so he doesn’t see me. Let me speed up next to him on this highway and point at his car!”
September 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Oh I moved into his condo on the second date and gave him thousands of dollars, but I didn’t know if we were in a real relationship.”

GIRL ✋🏽
September 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They changed it to a documentary about women getting scammed by tinder dates

The scammers are stupid. The victims are stupid. It’s so bad I can’t look away
September 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Darn tootin!
August 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Bold of you to assume he’d rather download an app than put on pants
July 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Moonpie
That requires pants. He's gonna doordash McD until he McPukes
July 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Baby you’re perfect 😘
June 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
a man in a nike jacket is running on a road
ALT: a man in a nike jacket is running on a road
media.tenor.com
May 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM