Moonpie
@moonpie1220.bsky.social
Christian. Demigirl. INTP. Type 9. Gryffindor. She/Her/They/Them.
Mark 5:36
Mark 5:36
Man, maternal instincts are WHACK
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Man, maternal instincts are WHACK
This has been Sam & me for the past 2 weeks:
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This has been Sam & me for the past 2 weeks:
My husband said that our newborn daughter is like a mix between a piglet, a Yoshi, and Moo Deng
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My husband said that our newborn daughter is like a mix between a piglet, a Yoshi, and Moo Deng
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
In all my ramblings I forgot to mention my nails came out gorgeous
September 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In all my ramblings I forgot to mention my nails came out gorgeous
Getting a mani/pedi and they got the Great British Bake Off playing on the TVs here
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
September 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Getting a mani/pedi and they got the Great British Bake Off playing on the TVs here
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
Dear Inspiration,
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
August 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Dear Inspiration,
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
The downside of keeping the gender a secret is putting baby clothes on the registry.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
July 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The downside of keeping the gender a secret is putting baby clothes on the registry.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
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That requires pants. He's gonna doordash McD until he McPukes
July 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That requires pants. He's gonna doordash McD until he McPukes
I know he’s a grown adult but I can’t help but worry if Sam’s gonna eat good while I’m out of town
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
July 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I know he’s a grown adult but I can’t help but worry if Sam’s gonna eat good while I’m out of town
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
AMV editing is going well 🥲
June 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
AMV editing is going well 🥲
Me to Lenny: “Baby, there’s no reason to be afraid of the vet. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!”
Sam to me: “Babe, there’s no reason to be afraid of the dentist. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!”
Sam to me: “Babe, there’s no reason to be afraid of the dentist. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!”
June 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me to Lenny: “Baby, there’s no reason to be afraid of the vet. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!”
Sam to me: “Babe, there’s no reason to be afraid of the dentist. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!”
Sam to me: “Babe, there’s no reason to be afraid of the dentist. They’re going to help you and make you feel better!”
I forgot the word “shrimp” and my brain decided the best replacement word would be “sperm”
Somebody end me
Somebody end me
June 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I forgot the word “shrimp” and my brain decided the best replacement word would be “sperm”
Somebody end me
Somebody end me
For the 2nd time this year, my family is discussing carrying our passports to protect ourselves
We are 14th+ generation Mexican Americans born and raised in this country
But that doesn’t seem to matter because ICE only sees one thing
We are 14th+ generation Mexican Americans born and raised in this country
But that doesn’t seem to matter because ICE only sees one thing
June 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
For the 2nd time this year, my family is discussing carrying our passports to protect ourselves
We are 14th+ generation Mexican Americans born and raised in this country
But that doesn’t seem to matter because ICE only sees one thing
We are 14th+ generation Mexican Americans born and raised in this country
But that doesn’t seem to matter because ICE only sees one thing
Sam tried talking to the kid and they started to move
Sam’s next instinctive reaction was to scold them
Not in a mean way. But more like a sleeping cat who was woken up by its owner sneezing
Sam’s next instinctive reaction was to scold them
Not in a mean way. But more like a sleeping cat who was woken up by its owner sneezing
May 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sam tried talking to the kid and they started to move
Sam’s next instinctive reaction was to scold them
Not in a mean way. But more like a sleeping cat who was woken up by its owner sneezing
Sam’s next instinctive reaction was to scold them
Not in a mean way. But more like a sleeping cat who was woken up by its owner sneezing
Me: Im pretty sure pregnancy brain is just a myth
Also me: How do you spell AT&T?
Also me: How do you spell AT&T?
May 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Me: Im pretty sure pregnancy brain is just a myth
Also me: How do you spell AT&T?
Also me: How do you spell AT&T?
It’s getting to the point where pants feel more comfortable under my stomach rather than on it
Sam thinks it’s adorable
Sam thinks it’s adorable
May 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s getting to the point where pants feel more comfortable under my stomach rather than on it
Sam thinks it’s adorable
Sam thinks it’s adorable
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he’s right and he’s right to say it
I just learned that there’s a few Tom Horton’s stores in the US.
That doesn’t extinguish my desire to visit Canada someday, but it does shatter my worldview a little bit
That doesn’t extinguish my desire to visit Canada someday, but it does shatter my worldview a little bit
April 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I just learned that there’s a few Tom Horton’s stores in the US.
That doesn’t extinguish my desire to visit Canada someday, but it does shatter my worldview a little bit
That doesn’t extinguish my desire to visit Canada someday, but it does shatter my worldview a little bit
Social media is still baffling to me at times
A girl I went to high school with and haven’t spoken to in 14 years just asked me to join her band
A girl I went to high school with and haven’t spoken to in 14 years just asked me to join her band
April 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Social media is still baffling to me at times
A girl I went to high school with and haven’t spoken to in 14 years just asked me to join her band
A girl I went to high school with and haven’t spoken to in 14 years just asked me to join her band
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I miss watching Canadian television
February 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I miss watching Canadian television
Bless the person that invented wonton soup
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bless the person that invented wonton soup