Moon Melons
@moonmelons.bsky.social
Professional idiot, aspiring artist, TF2 player.
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Oh you have GOT to be fucking kidding me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Oh you have GOT to be fucking kidding me.
Ayy we beat the Hydra.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ayy we beat the Hydra.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I love being the local menace.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I love being the local menace.
Kirby Air I Kinda Want This Spider To Ride Me
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Kirby Air I Kinda Want This Spider To Ride Me
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Okay chat let's not pretend you don't know how I roll.
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Okay chat let's not pretend you don't know how I roll.
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Realizing there's some people out there who only know me by these specific faces.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Realizing there's some people out there who only know me by these specific faces.
No, no, I expected Bill Clinton to be in the Epstine files, I just wasn't expecting it to be for THAT.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No, no, I expected Bill Clinton to be in the Epstine files, I just wasn't expecting it to be for THAT.
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Wall Kicks Won't Work, Why Would You Even Bring That Up
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Wall Kicks Won't Work, Why Would You Even Bring That Up
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Lil commission for the wonderful @moonmelons.bsky.social ^^
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November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Lil commission for the wonderful @moonmelons.bsky.social ^^
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Senate Democrats have successfully noticed that Trump is canceling flights and making it harder to buy food right before the American "travel and eat" holiday, and that this is political suicide.
They have, for some reason, decided to cave in so that they can save him from it.
They have, for some reason, decided to cave in so that they can save him from it.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Senate Democrats have successfully noticed that Trump is canceling flights and making it harder to buy food right before the American "travel and eat" holiday, and that this is political suicide.
They have, for some reason, decided to cave in so that they can save him from it.
They have, for some reason, decided to cave in so that they can save him from it.
Hello, we're a big AI company, and we have an ambitious goal: To replace your job. Studies show that 40% of all jobs are at risk of being replaced by AI and we'd like to push that number further.
But we need amln ungodly amount of money to do it so we're asking the government to give us your money.
But we need amln ungodly amount of money to do it so we're asking the government to give us your money.
“OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies.” After losing more than $13 billion this year, OpenAI officials are angling for a bailout. From @ryanlcooper.com:
trib.al/CUazMCQ
trib.al/CUazMCQ
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to: Uncle Sam.
trib.al
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hello, we're a big AI company, and we have an ambitious goal: To replace your job. Studies show that 40% of all jobs are at risk of being replaced by AI and we'd like to push that number further.
But we need amln ungodly amount of money to do it so we're asking the government to give us your money.
But we need amln ungodly amount of money to do it so we're asking the government to give us your money.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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This shit only has a weight capacity of 220 lbs bro we are not having sex on the gamer bed
X Rocker Basecamp Full Size Gaming Bed, Rotating TV Mount with Vented Console Storage is $189.99 on Woot buff.ly/9ziDi8X #ad
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This shit only has a weight capacity of 220 lbs bro we are not having sex on the gamer bed
Thankfully Bluesky already knows I'm a degenerate and I don't HAVE content filters set.
But some of you might want to take a look.
But some of you might want to take a look.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thankfully Bluesky already knows I'm a degenerate and I don't HAVE content filters set.
But some of you might want to take a look.
But some of you might want to take a look.
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
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They kiss at the end 1-4
(Depending how this does determines if I post the rest)
(Depending how this does determines if I post the rest)
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
They kiss at the end 1-4
(Depending how this does determines if I post the rest)
(Depending how this does determines if I post the rest)
This game is comedy gold.
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This game is comedy gold.
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🤵♀️ Crossdressing is just as hot when girls do it! (But especially when it's your "sister") 💜
[Sketch Comm Comic]
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[Ocs: Haze (m) and Hazel (f) Owner: MoonMelons (she collaborated greatly to cum up with the dialogue so credit to her as well~!]
[Sketch Comm Comic]
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[Ocs: Haze (m) and Hazel (f) Owner: MoonMelons (she collaborated greatly to cum up with the dialogue so credit to her as well~!]
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
🤵♀️ Crossdressing is just as hot when girls do it! (But especially when it's your "sister") 💜
[Sketch Comm Comic]
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[Ocs: Haze (m) and Hazel (f) Owner: MoonMelons (she collaborated greatly to cum up with the dialogue so credit to her as well~!]
[Sketch Comm Comic]
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[Ocs: Haze (m) and Hazel (f) Owner: MoonMelons (she collaborated greatly to cum up with the dialogue so credit to her as well~!]
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Catch Luigi Trying to Jump Into NSFW Art
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Catch Luigi Trying to Jump Into NSFW Art
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How About We Discuss the Details of This Star... Over Dinner?
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
How About We Discuss the Details of This Star... Over Dinner?
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guy who thinks mamdani is antisemitic but defends platner's tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
guy who thinks mamdani is antisemitic but defends platner's tattoo