Moon Sauce
moon-madden.bsky.social
Moon Sauce
@moon-madden.bsky.social
29, Chicago, They/them/theirs
Jack of many 🌿🧶🔪🎤🏁🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🫂
Yo everyone's sleeping on this guy Ben Stiller
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Severance is the substance for business pop stars
April 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Bro don’t you see ? Therapy is like the gym , but for your mind. You need massive gains in the soul too
April 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'll tell you one thing, I never double-text (because I forgot we were talking)
April 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Do you ever have those days that are so benignly wonderful that you can feel yourself remembering it years in the future?
April 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My Old Ass is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for Gen Z's. 10/10
April 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)
March 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
A free piece of advice from my excellent therapist: When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
March 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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If you supported a 10 year old American child with brain cancer, on her way to medical treatment, being deported because her parents are undocumented (but have no criminal records), then you’re a horrific person and I’m not sure how you sleep at night.
Parents deported to Mexico while seeking brain cancer treatment for young American daughter | CNN
The undocumented parents of a 10-year-old US citizen whose family was removed to Mexico say they are desperately seeking a way for either of them to return to the US with the girl so she can continue ...
www.cnn.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The best time to take an edible was an hour ago. The second best time is now.
March 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Will you be my tall boy for 312 day?
March 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Today is Friday February 28, 2025
February 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I miss AIM status messages ⭐💋🎸
February 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm actually doing pretty ok in life I think
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The perfect 15 minute city has 24 hour cheap rotary sushi bars in every neighborhood
February 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
February 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Men on dating apps say something interesting challenge
February 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Today's NYT connections theme is masc4masc 💪🏳️‍🌈
February 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sundays are for feeling the full range of human emotion every 15 mins
February 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
How are we supposed to afford cheeky nandos in this economy 😭
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes when shit gets hard you gotta shit hard.
kermit the frog from the muppet show is sitting in the dark
ALT: kermit the frog from the muppet show is sitting in the dark
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Almost made a fatal error this evening
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM