“i asked ChatGPT” ok?? i babbled with the a brook and she told me you can stfu

not a girl i’m a male bird

WHY must it be that the minute the sun comes out so do a straight man’s toes. sir, u have flipped your last flopped. gtfo.

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

late night musings: proper shade requires attention to detail

apparently, no!

all i do is put on cool pants and leave the rest to God

is a deep side part okay??

Tuesday marks a new chapter in Peltier's life: He will be released from the Federal Correctional Complex Coleman in Florida. He will be flown home to the Turtle Mountain Indian reservation, where he will spend the rest of his life.
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

those little green lime city scooters might actually save us from the cishetpatriarchy because the sheer amount of BROS i have seen in a warm embrace, two to a scoot, experiencing a deep and visceral intimacy should AT LEAST be enough to combat using “gay” as an insult

i think people hate seagulls so much because they are the straight white men of the bird kingdom

january twenty second?? more like january plenty beckoned!! stay tf in this year

saturn RETURN?? more like saturn CONCERN! mind your own business this year

January 3rd?? More like January HEARD listen tf up this year