Bananza is not a one-off, it's part of Nintendo's plan to retire the Mario brand

Kongs hoarding wealth, selfless and benevolent K Rool reclaims it for the greater good

Nice to have them in chronological order. I finally got the game recently (it's fantastic, I haven't felt drawn to a game's world like that since I was a child) so my self-imposed Bananza episodes embargo has been lifted

Sometimes my family asks me "How do I stay informed if I don't watch the news or read newspapers"? To which I reply "I get my news from independent journalists online". The independent journalism in question:

Collecting physical media is its own fun. It gives a second life to the thousands of VHS tapes and DVDs with no purpose in the wilderness. Even the maintenance of hardware that's now 30 to 40 yo is satisfying (if you're the right kind of person at least)

Congrats and well deserved.

I forgot to call for the Tier of a Kong episode, but I can tell you that Swanky is in S tier for me and I refuse to have sex if Swanky Swing is not playing.

I think he looks great

I'm in a similar boat with Final Fantasy XIV. I'm in it to fish and do my own thing, I very rarely interact with the multiplayer aspect.

Play it, it's very good. I'll read the manga for a bank that doesn't exist in my country

Nintendo doesn't appreciate how much free PR you do for them

Ok I'm sold, I'll download it

Be near me, Lord Kiddy
I ask You to stay
Close by me forever
And love me I pray

I'm still doing my signature attack the cartwheel down the street

I hope that when I die there will be the DKC1 death jingle and balloon pop sound effect

Excited to discover what sights and insults this booklet beholds.