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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Calling the national crisis “a complete justification” for additional airstrikes on boats purportedly trafficking narcotics, the Pentagon issued a statement Tuesday blaming Venezuela for th...
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November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
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Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the House Oversight Committee releasing more than 20,000 pages of documents from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein, some of which raised questions about the extent of the preside...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
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Kim Kardashians being a moon truther makes sense and everything but I still hate it with an uncontainable fury.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Kim Kardashians being a moon truther makes sense and everything but I still hate it with an uncontainable fury.
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Sometimes I feel like we should all get out of the way and let this government run itself into the ground, simply because it's the quickest way for them to realize they can't blame democrats for their own mismanagement and greed if it's just them pooping in their own sandbox
October 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes I feel like we should all get out of the way and let this government run itself into the ground, simply because it's the quickest way for them to realize they can't blame democrats for their own mismanagement and greed if it's just them pooping in their own sandbox
What is anti-woke?
Pro sleepies? Groggies? Coma? Like what are we doing here
Pro sleepies? Groggies? Coma? Like what are we doing here
September 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What is anti-woke?
Pro sleepies? Groggies? Coma? Like what are we doing here
Pro sleepies? Groggies? Coma? Like what are we doing here
A mob is no less a mob because they are with you
July 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A mob is no less a mob because they are with you
Well gosh darn, doesn't that just beat a jet2 holiday
July 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Well gosh darn, doesn't that just beat a jet2 holiday
Add a typo to a business name to make it weird, I'll start
Half Priced Boobs
Half Priced Boobs
May 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Add a typo to a business name to make it weird, I'll start
Half Priced Boobs
Half Priced Boobs
No matter when I die, my obituary will undoubtedly express the sentiment echoed by all my loved ones:
"He was so annoying about it, but he was actually so correct. We really should have watched The Wire when he suggested it. Just incredible storytelling."
"He was so annoying about it, but he was actually so correct. We really should have watched The Wire when he suggested it. Just incredible storytelling."
May 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No matter when I die, my obituary will undoubtedly express the sentiment echoed by all my loved ones:
"He was so annoying about it, but he was actually so correct. We really should have watched The Wire when he suggested it. Just incredible storytelling."
"He was so annoying about it, but he was actually so correct. We really should have watched The Wire when he suggested it. Just incredible storytelling."
Babe wake up new pope dropped
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Babe wake up new pope dropped
Donald Trump sounds like the name of a character from A Series Of Unfortunate Events and I don't think that's an unreasonable comparison given the last few months
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Donald Trump sounds like the name of a character from A Series Of Unfortunate Events and I don't think that's an unreasonable comparison given the last few months
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
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Just saw someone post "living dangerously" and a picture of their blacked out cybertruck. I know what they're implying, but they have a point. There's a lot of mechanical issues with the cuck truck
April 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just saw someone post "living dangerously" and a picture of their blacked out cybertruck. I know what they're implying, but they have a point. There's a lot of mechanical issues with the cuck truck
New Incubus album in October 🫠🫠🫠
March 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
New Incubus album in October 🫠🫠🫠
This new @coheedandcambria.bsky.social record just absolutely rules.
March 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This new @coheedandcambria.bsky.social record just absolutely rules.
The Internet has taught me that the vast majority of thoughts are not supposed to be shared
March 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The Internet has taught me that the vast majority of thoughts are not supposed to be shared
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DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag
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March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag
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What names do you *have* to say in a southern accent, and why is the first one Clem?
March 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What names do you *have* to say in a southern accent, and why is the first one Clem?
You mean to tell me that Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie are...bheefing?
February 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You mean to tell me that Alabama Barker and Bhad Bhabie are...bheefing?
If you have Hulu and you haven't watched King Of The Hill, I find that frustrating and I think you should watch it
February 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you have Hulu and you haven't watched King Of The Hill, I find that frustrating and I think you should watch it
I appreciate that the hims&hers commercial was calling out industries that keep us obese, but telling me to distrust weight loss products and then immediately going "but not ours though, you should get ours" is difficult to follow 😅
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I appreciate that the hims&hers commercial was calling out industries that keep us obese, but telling me to distrust weight loss products and then immediately going "but not ours though, you should get ours" is difficult to follow 😅
That Baja Blast commercial with Seal was remarkably unsettling and I hope the rest of the ads are just as foolish
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
That Baja Blast commercial with Seal was remarkably unsettling and I hope the rest of the ads are just as foolish