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How dare you? Tom Brady is an inspiration!
[tongue kisses dog and goes back to bed for 17 hours]
[tongue kisses dog and goes back to bed for 17 hours]
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
How dare you? Tom Brady is an inspiration!
[tongue kisses dog and goes back to bed for 17 hours]
[tongue kisses dog and goes back to bed for 17 hours]
I have accepted I am a background character in a South Park episode.
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I have accepted I am a background character in a South Park episode.
The Genuine Oakleys Being Sold on the Street market will never recover.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The Genuine Oakleys Being Sold on the Street market will never recover.
I haven't had a drink in close to five years and it still occurs to me when I am even a little under the weather that I will feel better if I just throw up real quick.
December 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I haven't had a drink in close to five years and it still occurs to me when I am even a little under the weather that I will feel better if I just throw up real quick.
Ooh what comics?
December 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ooh what comics?
Made a last edit. NNNNOOOOWWWW BEHOLD:
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Made a last edit. NNNNOOOOWWWW BEHOLD:
Got my mom a Hallmark+ subscription as a gift. Doubled down with something else for the stocking. Behold:
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Got my mom a Hallmark+ subscription as a gift. Doubled down with something else for the stocking. Behold:
Is Francisco Lindor fun, Dave? He looks fun. Asking for a Padres fan. Enjoying the Juan Soto experience?
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December 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Is Francisco Lindor fun, Dave? He looks fun. Asking for a Padres fan. Enjoying the Juan Soto experience?
The Spanos family are known Trump sycophants
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Spanos family are known Trump sycophants
I am immediately pretty passionate about this. Famous actors have already stolen televisions. Richard Karn isn't getting any more breaks. Louie Anderson can't die twice.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I am immediately pretty passionate about this. Famous actors have already stolen televisions. Richard Karn isn't getting any more breaks. Louie Anderson can't die twice.
No, that's German for "The Jesus The"
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
No, that's German for "The Jesus The"
Kark Kotsay. Mark Motsay.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Kark Kotsay. Mark Motsay.
And I want MLB dudes to pimp moonshots so long they can journal about how it made them feel.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And I want MLB dudes to pimp moonshots so long they can journal about how it made them feel.
You're not wrong but also I worry, much in the same way Christians will refuse to acknowledge the return of Christ, we will refuse to acknowledge the return of Bullworth. What if we are doing a Bullworth?
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You're not wrong but also I worry, much in the same way Christians will refuse to acknowledge the return of Christ, we will refuse to acknowledge the return of Bullworth. What if we are doing a Bullworth?
I for one would be proud to vote for that gross gas.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I for one would be proud to vote for that gross gas.
The third time the Raiders moved is starting to look like the third clone from Multiplicity.
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The third time the Raiders moved is starting to look like the third clone from Multiplicity.
Needs thicker goggles tbh
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Needs thicker goggles tbh
Who is that playing RFK?
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Who is that playing RFK?