Sir, I think you need someone to re-run those numbers on the ways this can go wrong.

Made a last edit. NNNNOOOOWWWW BEHOLD:

Got my mom a Hallmark+ subscription as a gift. Doubled down with something else for the stocking. Behold:

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Ok, after opening what I thought was a countdown to Christmas I am not sure I know what I bought anymore but the Meijer in Cincinnati may be the half door to the Hallmark Universe.

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I am told cities other than Cincinnati celebrate Christmas. Not sure why.