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Vertically challenged - just 3.0m tall!

Allegedly invisible to the naked eye

Come visit me in South Melbourne

Don't be a jerk!
Let's dance to Joy Division
And celebrate the irony
#auspol
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We live in the stupidest of times #auspol
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
An Uber truck would have undercut this TaxiBox

📸 Stolen from the Facebleugh site
October 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Loathe of me to screenshot from The Bad Place, but such is Matt Cosplay Caravan's Supreme Idiocy, it deserves a special place in the Jerk Hall of Fame, along with the jerk who couldn't follow a pilot!
May 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

STILL UNDEFEATED

STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆

Receipt:
bsky.app/profile/mont...
May 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We're all in the mood for a melody!

📸 @tpwkelly 🐦
May 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Not in this country!!!

#auspol
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Make it happen, #auspol

Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne
May 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
May the odds be ever in your favour tomorrow, Kooyong #auspol
May 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk
February 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Why isn't this happening?!?
January 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Tax the rich
January 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The Big Show
#BBL14
January 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Some jerks just want to watch their world burn

(Reminder, this is not the Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever)
January 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2024 at 1:00 PM
🏏
December 29, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Howzat?
December 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
December 18, 2024 at 6:54 AM
This is not ok!
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 AM
This is your regular reminder that Montague Street cannot be lowered because the area sits on a flood plain

Also, only jerks drive through floodwaters. Don't be a jerk.
November 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Post a non religious picture you think of as holy
November 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
You're doing a great job ramming... whatever this is... through Parliament, Albo

Great. Job.
November 21, 2024 at 7:02 AM
We see you, "Albo"... 🤪
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Ominous 😈
November 11, 2024 at 1:50 AM
The Greatest Hits: So Far
November 10, 2024 at 12:59 AM