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Montague Street Bridge
@montaguestbridge.bsky.social
Vertically challenged - just 3.0m tall!

Allegedly invisible to the naked eye

Come visit me in South Melbourne

Don't be a jerk!
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We live in the stupidest of times #auspol
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Let's dance to Joy Division
And celebrate the irony
#auspol
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
We live in the stupidest of times #auspol
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
An Uber truck would have undercut this TaxiBox

📸 Stolen from the Facebleugh site
October 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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🎶🎸
Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights
Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight

Go! Go!
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"Just watched the Brooklyn Bridge get smoked live by a boat with a massive Mexican flag."

Tweeted at 8:42 PM tonight. EDT. by Nelson Slinkard @TheWillieNelson
May 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights
Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight

Go! Go!
🎸🎶
"Just watched the Brooklyn Bridge get smoked live by a boat with a massive Mexican flag."

Tweeted at 8:42 PM tonight. EDT. by Nelson Slinkard @TheWillieNelson
May 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Loathe of me to screenshot from The Bad Place, but such is Matt Cosplay Caravan's Supreme Idiocy, it deserves a special place in the Jerk Hall of Fame, along with the jerk who couldn't follow a pilot!
May 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

STILL UNDEFEATED

STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆

Receipt:
bsky.app/profile/mont...
May 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

STILL UNDEFEATED

STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆

Receipt:
bsky.app/profile/mont...
May 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We're all in the mood for a melody!

📸 @tpwkelly 🐦
May 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Not in this country!!!

#auspol
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Not in this country!!!

#auspol
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Make it happen, #auspol

Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne
May 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Make it happen, #auspol

Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne
May 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
May the odds be ever in your favour tomorrow, Kooyong #auspol
May 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Fair play to the SkyRail bridge here

Managed to make a Liberal lean left
Where the Victorian Liberals genuine they would have hit the @montaguestbridge.bsky.social
April 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk
February 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk
February 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Why isn't this happening?!?
January 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Why isn't this happening?!?
January 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Tax the rich
January 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The Big Show
#BBL14
January 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Some jerks just want to watch their world burn

(Reminder, this is not the Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever)
January 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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This is your regular reminder that Montague Street cannot be lowered because the area sits on a flood plain

Also, only jerks drive through floodwaters. Don't be a jerk.
November 29, 2024 at 9:41 PM