Montager
@montager.bsky.social
Deconstructing wrestling narratives while the world deconstructs around me.
You know Marq-Lynch on Tumblr? That's me.
You know Marq-Lynch on Tumblr? That's me.
With the new slew of secret wrestlblr tumblrinas revealed among us lately (Willow, Speedball, now Jack Perry) I'm feeling like this post I made after a few months in wrestling fandom is holding up GREAT (and the many tags from reblogs on it always make me smile)
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
With the new slew of secret wrestlblr tumblrinas revealed among us lately (Willow, Speedball, now Jack Perry) I'm feeling like this post I made after a few months in wrestling fandom is holding up GREAT (and the many tags from reblogs on it always make me smile)
#AEWDynamite
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
#AEWDynamite
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
If you like Long Term Storytelling in #AEW and but didn't notice yet the Death Riders storyline mostly comes from this promo in 2010 (2/2)
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you like Long Term Storytelling in #AEW and but didn't notice yet the Death Riders storyline mostly comes from this promo in 2010 (2/2)
If you like Long Term Storytelling in #AEW and but didn't notice yet the Death Riders storyline mostly comes from this promo in 2010 (1/2)
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you like Long Term Storytelling in #AEW and but didn't notice yet the Death Riders storyline mostly comes from this promo in 2010 (1/2)
Only One More Week until Moxley retrieves the #AEW Men's World Championship from the BCC Duffel bag where it's been collecting dust in the back of his closet for 272 days!
![[Image: Moxley at Wrestledream 2024 after shoving the belt at Claudio, who is stuffing it in a nondescript black nylon duffel bag. Commentary asks 'what's the significance of putting the AEW Championship in a bag?' Marina is seen next to them clearly already wearing a key around her neck.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vfyf5wx2erxe2haalb7p7ynz/bafkreifmgmsa5zuyuhit3wxqgf5sav5ys465c7zoifc6tbwhivhqhfwhyi@jpeg)
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Only One More Week until Moxley retrieves the #AEW Men's World Championship from the BCC Duffel bag where it's been collecting dust in the back of his closet for 272 days!
I tried to make a more complete list over on my Tumblr too, this should be 95% of it but it was such a night I'm sure I'm still forgetting some:
June 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I tried to make a more complete list over on my Tumblr too, this should be 95% of it but it was such a night I'm sure I'm still forgetting some:
14 Years to the DAY. CM Punk lobbed a pipe bomb but Triple H & The Rock said 'let us show you our long fuse' 💣⛓️ #MJFWasRight
June 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
14 Years to the DAY. CM Punk lobbed a pipe bomb but Triple H & The Rock said 'let us show you our long fuse' 💣⛓️ #MJFWasRight
Far less concerned about WHAT we call Mariah May on #NXT far more concerned about her new branding being tied specifically to the regressively 1960s right-wing tradwife agenda response to Bewitched that was already getting comments of: 'hey isn't this just a racist fetish fantasy bro' when it aired.
June 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Far less concerned about WHAT we call Mariah May on #NXT far more concerned about her new branding being tied specifically to the regressively 1960s right-wing tradwife agenda response to Bewitched that was already getting comments of: 'hey isn't this just a racist fetish fantasy bro' when it aired.
April 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Justice for The Outrunners!
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
March 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Justice for The Outrunners!
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
@rjcity.bsky.social petition for a Hey!EW do-over your journalistic chops clearly weren't up to scratch yet in the early days #AEW
March 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@rjcity.bsky.social petition for a Hey!EW do-over your journalistic chops clearly weren't up to scratch yet in the early days #AEW
#AEWRevolution bought some Hangman merch to show my MJF Support because nothing says 'Real' like a $40 trucker hat that comes pre-distressed and censored like a TikTok teen
March 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
#AEWRevolution bought some Hangman merch to show my MJF Support because nothing says 'Real' like a $40 trucker hat that comes pre-distressed and censored like a TikTok teen
Bsky making me cut this down to 60 seconds is violence against me on my birthday. Have a StrickPage vid #AEW fans, this still isn't the horniest thing posted involving Swerve this week, Swerve continues to be the Champ.
March 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bsky making me cut this down to 60 seconds is violence against me on my birthday. Have a StrickPage vid #AEW fans, this still isn't the horniest thing posted involving Swerve this week, Swerve continues to be the Champ.
Here show them this one too to cover your bases. And I feel like there's a third option that's 'blood-soaked and feral' but that one can reveal itself later.
February 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Here show them this one too to cover your bases. And I feel like there's a third option that's 'blood-soaked and feral' but that one can reveal itself later.
It's never the posts you think that break containment...
February 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's never the posts you think that break containment...
#AEWDynamite last night reminded me of s little something I wanted to make for the Fallen Angel's Retirement Match -🧵1/4
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#AEWDynamite last night reminded me of s little something I wanted to make for the Fallen Angel's Retirement Match -🧵1/4
Familiar outfit the last few weeks
February 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Familiar outfit the last few weeks
"And in five years I have probably lied a hundred times but I have never lied to them" I said to them while wearing the outfit I've been wearing for weeks that I lied to them in a year ago, y'know, like a liar. #aewdynamite
February 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"And in five years I have probably lied a hundred times but I have never lied to them" I said to them while wearing the outfit I've been wearing for weeks that I lied to them in a year ago, y'know, like a liar. #aewdynamite
Like, y'all would have no way to know how good this card is but trust me there isn't a weak spot on here and a couple things I am VERY excited for:
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Like, y'all would have no way to know how good this card is but trust me there isn't a weak spot on here and a couple things I am VERY excited for:
I can't believe I just remembered The Simpsons even predicted Trump forcefemming the country, but that means we're still on track for Lisa Simpson 2029 if we don't screw this up.
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can't believe I just remembered The Simpsons even predicted Trump forcefemming the country, but that means we're still on track for Lisa Simpson 2029 if we don't screw this up.
Hangman and Swerve both upping the vampire coding from Heavy Coded Subtext to Blatant and Inescapable on #AEWCollision last night has me in a spiral
January 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hangman and Swerve both upping the vampire coding from Heavy Coded Subtext to Blatant and Inescapable on #AEWCollision last night has me in a spiral