Montager
@montager.bsky.social
Deconstructing wrestling narratives while the world deconstructs around me.
You know Marq-Lynch on Tumblr? That's me.
You know Marq-Lynch on Tumblr? That's me.
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@amy.wrestlejoy.com a preview of Collision
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@amy.wrestlejoy.com a preview of Collision
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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With the new slew of secret wrestlblr tumblrinas revealed among us lately (Willow, Speedball, now Jack Perry) I'm feeling like this post I made after a few months in wrestling fandom is holding up GREAT (and the many tags from reblogs on it always make me smile)
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
With the new slew of secret wrestlblr tumblrinas revealed among us lately (Willow, Speedball, now Jack Perry) I'm feeling like this post I made after a few months in wrestling fandom is holding up GREAT (and the many tags from reblogs on it always make me smile)
#AEWDynamite
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
#AEWDynamite
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
I cannot WAIT to watch 'Hangman Page Defends His Actions' later aka the post-media scrum for #ForbiddenDoor
August 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I cannot WAIT to watch 'Hangman Page Defends His Actions' later aka the post-media scrum for #ForbiddenDoor
Only One More Week until Moxley retrieves the #AEW Men's World Championship from the BCC Duffel bag where it's been collecting dust in the back of his closet for 272 days!
![[Image: Moxley at Wrestledream 2024 after shoving the belt at Claudio, who is stuffing it in a nondescript black nylon duffel bag. Commentary asks 'what's the significance of putting the AEW Championship in a bag?' Marina is seen next to them clearly already wearing a key around her neck.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vfyf5wx2erxe2haalb7p7ynz/bafkreifmgmsa5zuyuhit3wxqgf5sav5ys465c7zoifc6tbwhivhqhfwhyi@jpeg)
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Only One More Week until Moxley retrieves the #AEW Men's World Championship from the BCC Duffel bag where it's been collecting dust in the back of his closet for 272 days!
14 Years to the DAY. CM Punk lobbed a pipe bomb but Triple H & The Rock said 'let us show you our long fuse' 💣⛓️ #MJFWasRight
June 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
14 Years to the DAY. CM Punk lobbed a pipe bomb but Triple H & The Rock said 'let us show you our long fuse' 💣⛓️ #MJFWasRight
Far less concerned about WHAT we call Mariah May on #NXT far more concerned about her new branding being tied specifically to the regressively 1960s right-wing tradwife agenda response to Bewitched that was already getting comments of: 'hey isn't this just a racist fetish fantasy bro' when it aired.
June 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Far less concerned about WHAT we call Mariah May on #NXT far more concerned about her new branding being tied specifically to the regressively 1960s right-wing tradwife agenda response to Bewitched that was already getting comments of: 'hey isn't this just a racist fetish fantasy bro' when it aired.
Any friends/followers in Portland want a pretty great extra seat ticket to see a show Wed guaranteed to have at LEAST one historic implication match/moment with some of the best wrestlers in the world? If you're considering trying wrestling there's no better way to get in on the ground floor (seat).
June 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Any friends/followers in Portland want a pretty great extra seat ticket to see a show Wed guaranteed to have at LEAST one historic implication match/moment with some of the best wrestlers in the world? If you're considering trying wrestling there's no better way to get in on the ground floor (seat).
I've crawled from the rubble left from the battles of depression to face my final boss: a nameless churning dissatisfaction from a lack of purpose or meaningful work that has churned and grown for years with no way out. I just want to do something valuable I care about and I can't find how.
June 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've crawled from the rubble left from the battles of depression to face my final boss: a nameless churning dissatisfaction from a lack of purpose or meaningful work that has churned and grown for years with no way out. I just want to do something valuable I care about and I can't find how.
As #fumatabianca rises, let's all remember that for all its many, many faults the Catholic Church has figured out 'maybe only people under the age of 80 should be allowed to vote on lifetime appointments of one of the most powerful people in the world' something the United States could learn from
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
As #fumatabianca rises, let's all remember that for all its many, many faults the Catholic Church has figured out 'maybe only people under the age of 80 should be allowed to vote on lifetime appointments of one of the most powerful people in the world' something the United States could learn from
To anyone just finding out Roman Reigns is MAGA trash:
![Danny Devito holding up an egg saying "can I offer you a Hangman [Adam Page] in this trying time?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n6tdg5cuqsnke5znowqjgx3u/bafkreigosrd6dse5maqtgleh5fvyyoqahtm4bd5ivajqdkun4kdfv35vk4@jpeg)
April 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
April 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Everybody says 'i always thought quicksand was going to be a bigger day to day issue than it is when I was growing up', but I just realized I grew up in the city with the largest and deadliest quicksand flats in the world. It really WAS a much bigger day to day issue back then compared to now.
March 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Everybody says 'i always thought quicksand was going to be a bigger day to day issue than it is when I was growing up', but I just realized I grew up in the city with the largest and deadliest quicksand flats in the world. It really WAS a much bigger day to day issue back then compared to now.
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Still on the lookout for more survey respondents for my annual AEW Fan Survey. Looking to hear from people on:
- If they think the AEW product is better in 2025
- Do they have confidence in Tony Khan?
- There favorite and LEAST favorite wrestlers in AEW
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
- If they think the AEW product is better in 2025
- Do they have confidence in Tony Khan?
- There favorite and LEAST favorite wrestlers in AEW
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
AEW Fan Survey 2025
A survey of AEW fans and their feelings on the product in 2025--produced by Jesse Collings and the Gentlemen's Wrestling Podcast
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March 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Still on the lookout for more survey respondents for my annual AEW Fan Survey. Looking to hear from people on:
- If they think the AEW product is better in 2025
- Do they have confidence in Tony Khan?
- There favorite and LEAST favorite wrestlers in AEW
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
- If they think the AEW product is better in 2025
- Do they have confidence in Tony Khan?
- There favorite and LEAST favorite wrestlers in AEW
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Justice for The Outrunners!
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
March 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Justice for The Outrunners!
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
You expect me to work? On this, the 40th Feast Day of Saint Matthew Jackson? I have lattes to make, pearls to adorn, and hymnal chants to tag team wrestling to sing, yet still you continue to blaspheme by sending me emails. ☕🦪🤼
March 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You expect me to work? On this, the 40th Feast Day of Saint Matthew Jackson? I have lattes to make, pearls to adorn, and hymnal chants to tag team wrestling to sing, yet still you continue to blaspheme by sending me emails. ☕🦪🤼
@rjcity.bsky.social petition for a Hey!EW do-over your journalistic chops clearly weren't up to scratch yet in the early days #AEW
March 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@rjcity.bsky.social petition for a Hey!EW do-over your journalistic chops clearly weren't up to scratch yet in the early days #AEW
#AEWRevolution bought some Hangman merch to show my MJF Support because nothing says 'Real' like a $40 trucker hat that comes pre-distressed and censored like a TikTok teen
March 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
#AEWRevolution bought some Hangman merch to show my MJF Support because nothing says 'Real' like a $40 trucker hat that comes pre-distressed and censored like a TikTok teen
Bsky making me cut this down to 60 seconds is violence against me on my birthday. Have a StrickPage vid #AEW fans, this still isn't the horniest thing posted involving Swerve this week, Swerve continues to be the Champ.
March 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bsky making me cut this down to 60 seconds is violence against me on my birthday. Have a StrickPage vid #AEW fans, this still isn't the horniest thing posted involving Swerve this week, Swerve continues to be the Champ.
Yeah sorry it turns out that I can both care about political stuff and also shitpost about how hot Hangman Page is. I am vast and contain multitudes.
March 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Here show them this one too to cover your bases. And I feel like there's a third option that's 'blood-soaked and feral' but that one can reveal itself later.
February 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Here show them this one too to cover your bases. And I feel like there's a third option that's 'blood-soaked and feral' but that one can reveal itself later.
It's never the posts you think that break containment...
February 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's never the posts you think that break containment...
#AEWDynamite last night reminded me of s little something I wanted to make for the Fallen Angel's Retirement Match -🧵1/4
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#AEWDynamite last night reminded me of s little something I wanted to make for the Fallen Angel's Retirement Match -🧵1/4