But when Vox uses that against him it's horrible. The lack of self-awareness in tge writing has so laughable. People will say that Lucifer loved his wife more than Adam did, but again that's another example of how Lucifer is woobified. We don't know ANYTHING about Adam and Eve.

Context: people on X think Alastor is gonna be Lucifer's Attackdog/Executioner, and Radioapple (as usual) are exhaustingly using this as a gotcha, Radioapple is canon, blah blah blah.

I have never been more exhausted from one particular group of people

YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PELASE PLEASE

DAMN WHY HE CHEEKED UP LIKE THAT

Bitch why are you even here then?

I stg if Husk doesn't save this dude and he just runs off with Val after Vox is obviously defeated...

Ok but are you as nervous as I am about the idea that Angel Dust is going to get with Valentino and leave?

Meanwhile Alastor Stans baby a guy with a 70 year long history of murder, cannibalism, and nightmare bullshit in hell but oops