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Not So Fun Having Someone Talk Shit About Your Wife Does It, Lucy (Now You Know How Adam Felt).

Seriously, it's again protagonist centered morality showing up where Lucifer was previously praised for objectifying Lilith and especially Eve.
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
it is so weird that #hazbinhotelCharlie has never actually spoken to this dude that is in charge of an exorcist army that is not actually doing anything now, and he's just there to follow Emily around.

like girl be fr how is this just not happening? Why is this all so forced, and rushed?
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Why #hazbinhotelAdam is necessary
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Because Radioapple is doing they're "We won" arc for the 1,000th time.

1. They used google ai
2. His Greek Origins are used mistakenly
3. The ONLY SOURCE is Jacques de Plancy’s 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal where Alastor is the executor of decrees in Lucifer’s court of justice.
4. Sooooooo no.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Literally Season 2 could've been wrapped up in 30 seconds if #hazbinhotelAdam were here lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Because Radioapple is doing they're "We won" arc for the 1,000th time.

1. They used google ai
2. His Greek Origins are used mistakenly
3. The ONLY SOURCE is Jacques de Plancy’s 1818 Dictionnaire Infernal where Alastor is the executor of decrees in Lucifer’s court of justice.
4. Sooooooo no.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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An AU where Lucifer has more than two brain cells
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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If he had brain cells he would have just reached into his hat and pulled out Satan.

“I see your cybershark and raise you one literal dragon of wrath.”
An AU where Lucifer has more than two brain cells
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Unfinished role
(COVER)
2nd part -start-

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhoteladam
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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We already found love in Hell
The rest is easy, baby❤️ #HazbinHotel #adamsapple
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I'm not even a fan of #hazbinhotelLute but I did not think Emily was this stupid, or even #hazbinhotelAbel. It's just... everyone is so dumb. Everyone. I don't understand what Vivzie was doing with this.

Lucifer is an idiot. Abel is pointless. Charlie is an idiot. Sera is useless. Adam got shit on.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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WIP: they banged<3 #HazbinHotel #adamsapple
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Really fucking blows and it was a waste of Patrick Stump when the only thing SamHaft had him do is sing back up for emily, and some random ass Overlord.
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︀︀Seriously, no Abel song? He lost the ONLY family he had in heaven. This is really all we get? A... honkytonk cactus demon? #hazbinhotelseason2
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#hazbinhotelAdam fans, if you haven't seen Episode 6--for your own sake, just don't bother.
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Spoiler talk of #hazbinHotelAdam
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I just don't understand the addition of these scenes with Lute. We, the viewer, have known since season one that Adam is this huge asshole and that Lute is on his same level. We repeatedly saw how corrupt their morals are and how dehumanizing they can
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Yeah, exactly this.... Adam is just the show writer's hate sink so they can project all their trauma onto him...

#Hazbinhoteladam nation, I'm sorry man. We fucking deserve better than this shit...
They will never make me hate you, Adam. Never.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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They will never make me hate you, Adam. Never.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM