Seems like a good idea, but I'm not sure what the market is for making Jim Carrey noises in the shower

Persephone similarly disapproves of the Wet Room, possibly on account of her primary feeder looking even more like some shambling swamp creature when freshly showered

Me on paracetamol

Look, Shenron just gets me, you know? Like I can really just be me under his unblinking gaze while the skies darken and the citizenry huddle in abject terror wondering if today is the day it all ends

You don't need anyone on your radar, they're blocking the monitor, there could be alien doomships descending right now and we'd only find out when the death rays start disintegrating the neighbours

I read that as Baras food and wondered if that's what your Sith warrior has been up to

Watching her competence completely tank after Dollet is kind of fun though, like she can't stop Seifer doing any of his shit, almost buggers the assassination mission by leaving her post to make an apology that could have waited until later, and spends the rest of the game being Just Kinda There

Lots of progress wouldn't have happened (or at least not as soon) without certain dickheads. Doesn't stop them being dickheads.

I'm pretty sure the first thing you have to program a computer to do is how to do maths so it's almost impressive how they've managed to make one not only shit at it, but shit at it in a way nobody's ever managed before

There's something insidious about the machine-learning slop machine and its proponents just assuming that everyone is on board with incorporating it into their lives and technologies. All this sort of crap should be opt-in.

Hi, I'm here on behalf of the Voices in my head (capital V very much necessary, Florence insisted) because they feel the need to inform you that the Underground Penguin Initiative is moving against the Kobold Empire so there may be some construction noise between 9am and 2pm this Saturday

I'd call him "that delusional shite-pipe over in Washington" but that doesn't really narrow it down