That Trans Monkey
monkeygirl1337.bsky.social
That Trans Monkey
@monkeygirl1337.bsky.social
32 yo transfem you probably know from fedi. btw I'm taken.

Blog: https://blog.greatape.casa
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When the food is so good you get meat sweats and difficulty breathing halfway thru.
There's a bar near me that chicken fries ALL of their french fries. Slim cut or wedges, those babies are chicken fried.

And it sounds like it fucks until you realize that a few of these are enough to put you into a coma; much lese a full side's worth
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Apparently The Economist has never been to Europe.

There's a little known, obscure, European term for this "inheritocracy" they have discovered:

ARISTOCRACY!
"This shift [to inheritocracy] has alarming economic and social consequences, because it imperils not just the meritocratic ideal, but capitalism itself. ... It creates a rentier class that faces a series of bad incentives." www.economist.com/leaders/2025...
March 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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as seen on tumblr.
February 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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awful, i will reskeet as per usual
Linux User : Windows is so bloated. How can anybody use it?

Fat furs: What did you say? 🥵🥵🥵🥵
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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i need more memes interspersed with videos of people jerking themselves off smh
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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VRChat presents us with the cyberpunk dystopia of questions like "which is more important, having a dick or a face?"
February 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Artist: xunyu (manyu)
Media: girls band cry
Source: https://twitter.com/xunyuyuyu/status/1827365922593763722
February 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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please read to the end of the paragraph
February 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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How the fuck do video games even exist anymore. They don't wanna employ game developers and they also want the games to get updates always forever. What the hell.
February 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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chat if you can help me find the original owner of this thing id be grateful. the nickname on this device was "Chane", and this is a God of War Ghost of Sparta special edition console

i would love to talk to whoever owned this previously because they seem fucking awesome
February 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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PlayStation 3 emulator RPCS3 expands online play for fighting games with RPCN v1.4
#PS3 #Emulation #OpenSource #Gaming #RetroGaming
PlayStation 3 emulator RPCS3 expands online play for fighting games with RPCN v1.4
Another big update has been released for RPCN, the open source online matchmaking server for PlayStation 3 emulator RPCS3. This brings new features and more compatible games for Netplay.
www.gamingonlinux.com
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Might come out as trans to my aunt this weekend
February 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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what is it about the AmeriKKKan psyche that makes people think showing up to a civil demonstration is going to do a single fucking thing to convince anyone in the US govt to start listening to its citizens. this has always been the case but like they're not even hiding it anymore
February 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I got lewd LLM models working on my desktop. We're so back
February 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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*whispers* i’m sorry
Sorry 2004 by Ruben Studdard on Apple Music
Song · 2003 · Duration 4:21
music.apple.com
February 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
One guy is pretty hot. But two guys together? Woah Nelly
February 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
youtu.be/poVltKscPys

I get so lonelyyy
CANT LET JUST ANYBODY HOLD MEEEE
Janet Jackson - I get lonely
YouTube video by The R&B Lounge
youtu.be
February 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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• “I’m an Alpha Male..”
• “I’m a Misandrist..”
• “Females these days..”
• “I hate men..”
• “We are not our ancestors..”
• “Luigi is a martyr..”
• “I’m moving to Canada..”
• “Yapper..”
• “Neurodivergent..”
February 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, defeating an enemy in the Pit of 100 Trials while Vivian is near the edge of the pipe that emerges from the floor will cause Vivian to vibrate indefinitely as long as Mario does not move.
February 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the nerds are not ok
By performing an absurdly lengthy and precise series of actions in Super Mario 64 (detailed in the video), Mario will be able to reach an incredibly narrow seam that allows him to stand underwater in Jolly Roger Bay. This has no known practical purpose.
February 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM