Alice Lastname
@monkeygetfunky.bsky.social
I don’t own any bitcoin.
I see that the distractions are distracting you.
October 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I see that the distractions are distracting you.
Just what we need… restrictions on reading! Someone point me to the direction of the adult that made this list so I can stuff a carrot up their nose.
February 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just what we need… restrictions on reading! Someone point me to the direction of the adult that made this list so I can stuff a carrot up their nose.
I can see Fritzi’s bare legs. Scandalous!
January 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can see Fritzi’s bare legs. Scandalous!
lol “A real dude”
January 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
lol “A real dude”
Why is Miss Glamma wearing a belt on her head. I think it’s cutting off circulation.
January 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Why is Miss Glamma wearing a belt on her head. I think it’s cutting off circulation.
Did that guy get lost while looking for a hamburger in Popeye’s comic strip.
December 29, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Did that guy get lost while looking for a hamburger in Popeye’s comic strip.
Don’t forget the metal tables that have three foot tall metal stools. Also, your French fries are served in those tin cups that are used to hold your pens and pencils.
December 29, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Don’t forget the metal tables that have three foot tall metal stools. Also, your French fries are served in those tin cups that are used to hold your pens and pencils.
Oh no, Fritzi… your auto insurance is going to go through the roof!
December 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Oh no, Fritzi… your auto insurance is going to go through the roof!
What kind of jerk leaves a dog in the middle of nowhere for looking sad? I hope Fritzi catches up to him and runs his car off the road.
December 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
What kind of jerk leaves a dog in the middle of nowhere for looking sad? I hope Fritzi catches up to him and runs his car off the road.
This is reaching “no one believes Big Bird that the Snuffleupagus is real” levels of frustrating!
December 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
This is reaching “no one believes Big Bird that the Snuffleupagus is real” levels of frustrating!
Sluggo casually showing up with unfathomable amounts of rizz.
December 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Sluggo casually showing up with unfathomable amounts of rizz.
Sluggo is lit.
December 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Sluggo is lit.
That’s an awful outfit Fritzi has on. Plaid on polka dots? Come on.
December 20, 2024 at 1:59 PM
That’s an awful outfit Fritzi has on. Plaid on polka dots? Come on.
Bushmiller seems to have a curiously strong fondness for hobos.
December 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Bushmiller seems to have a curiously strong fondness for hobos.
Looks like Nancy got bit by a radioactive spider on her way home.
December 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Looks like Nancy got bit by a radioactive spider on her way home.
This jacket was so loud, it colorized the comic strip.
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
This jacket was so loud, it colorized the comic strip.
This is why Amazon wishlists were eventually invented.
December 19, 2024 at 4:48 PM
This is why Amazon wishlists were eventually invented.
Wow, Bombo’s internal monologue!
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Wow, Bombo’s internal monologue!
Dangit Bombo, behave yourself or we’ll sell you to another Hollywood studio!
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Dangit Bombo, behave yourself or we’ll sell you to another Hollywood studio!
That Fritzi is the most blatant fan service possible and I for one approve of it.
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
That Fritzi is the most blatant fan service possible and I for one approve of it.
That’s right Fritzi, take those Hollywood bloodsuckers for all they’re worth!
December 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
That’s right Fritzi, take those Hollywood bloodsuckers for all they’re worth!
Nancy was hip to ozempic before anyone else was.
December 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Nancy was hip to ozempic before anyone else was.