Alice Lastname
@monkeygetfunky.bsky.social
I don’t own any bitcoin.
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I:
⚪️ am straight
⚪️ am gay
⚪️ am bi
🔘 think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I've got the looks, that drive the girls wild. I've got the moves, that really move 'em. I send chills up and down their spines. I'm just a sexy boy, sexy boyyyy. I'm not your boy toy, boy toyyyy.
⚪️ am straight
⚪️ am gay
⚪️ am bi
🔘 think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I've got the looks, that drive the girls wild. I've got the moves, that really move 'em. I send chills up and down their spines. I'm just a sexy boy, sexy boyyyy. I'm not your boy toy, boy toyyyy.
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Are the Mavs going to leak that they thought Luka was fat and smoked and drank too much after every game they lose?
February 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Are the Mavs going to leak that they thought Luka was fat and smoked and drank too much after every game they lose?
If it weren’t for Nancy comics, I would’ve left this app by now.
February 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If it weren’t for Nancy comics, I would’ve left this app by now.
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Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶
December 16, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶
Don’t believe the news. The police have no idea where this American hero is.
December 8, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Don’t believe the news. The police have no idea where this American hero is.
Of course Hawk Tuah would fly too close to the sun and attempt the oldest play in the grifter playbook: The crypto rugpull.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Of course Hawk Tuah would fly too close to the sun and attempt the oldest play in the grifter playbook: The crypto rugpull.
Bitcoin is now over $100k
spongebob sits at a table in a diner
ALT: spongebob sits at a table in a diner
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Bitcoin is now over $100k
People are talking about how Mariah Carey found an infinite money glitch with “All I want for Christmas”. Uh, excuse you… her infinite money glitch is called “Being Mariah Carey”.
December 3, 2024 at 7:04 PM
People are talking about how Mariah Carey found an infinite money glitch with “All I want for Christmas”. Uh, excuse you… her infinite money glitch is called “Being Mariah Carey”.
The presidents of South Korea:
1. Lee Seungman (1948-1960) - deposed
2. Yoon Bosong (1960-1962) - overthrown.
3. Park Chonhee (1962-1979) - assassinated.
4. Choi Gyu Ha (1979-1980) - ousted by military coup.
5. Jeong Doo-hwan (1981-1988) - sentenced to death after completing his presidential term.
1. Lee Seungman (1948-1960) - deposed
2. Yoon Bosong (1960-1962) - overthrown.
3. Park Chonhee (1962-1979) - assassinated.
4. Choi Gyu Ha (1979-1980) - ousted by military coup.
5. Jeong Doo-hwan (1981-1988) - sentenced to death after completing his presidential term.
December 3, 2024 at 6:43 PM
The presidents of South Korea:
1. Lee Seungman (1948-1960) - deposed
2. Yoon Bosong (1960-1962) - overthrown.
3. Park Chonhee (1962-1979) - assassinated.
4. Choi Gyu Ha (1979-1980) - ousted by military coup.
5. Jeong Doo-hwan (1981-1988) - sentenced to death after completing his presidential term.
1. Lee Seungman (1948-1960) - deposed
2. Yoon Bosong (1960-1962) - overthrown.
3. Park Chonhee (1962-1979) - assassinated.
4. Choi Gyu Ha (1979-1980) - ousted by military coup.
5. Jeong Doo-hwan (1981-1988) - sentenced to death after completing his presidential term.
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can everybody shut the fuck up about "how much better this site is than twitter" its so fucking annoying - stop sucking youselves off you left bc you didn't like the other place thats fine quit making it some grand thing
November 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
can everybody shut the fuck up about "how much better this site is than twitter" its so fucking annoying - stop sucking youselves off you left bc you didn't like the other place thats fine quit making it some grand thing
Nancy captures the perfect amount of disdain one should have for men.
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Nancy captures the perfect amount of disdain one should have for men.
I just realized I haven’t seen anyone on here with a stupid-looking monkey NFT profile picture and this is how we know Bluesky truly is a paradise.
November 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I just realized I haven’t seen anyone on here with a stupid-looking monkey NFT profile picture and this is how we know Bluesky truly is a paradise.
Goddamnit, AEW fans… didn’t you learn your lesson the last time you scared away a celebrity with your doofus behavior?
November 27, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Goddamnit, AEW fans… didn’t you learn your lesson the last time you scared away a celebrity with your doofus behavior?
Oh, you know what tariffs are and how they’ll affect the economy? Then name five of their songs.
November 27, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Oh, you know what tariffs are and how they’ll affect the economy? Then name five of their songs.
Everyone stop what you’re doing. New oceanic mammal fashion trend just dropped.
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
www.iflscience.com
November 27, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Everyone stop what you’re doing. New oceanic mammal fashion trend just dropped.
Being young is to read Catcher in the Rye and think Holden Caulfield is cool as hell. Growing up is realizing that Holden Caulfield is a pathetic cuck and a bullshit spouting incel.
November 27, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Being young is to read Catcher in the Rye and think Holden Caulfield is cool as hell. Growing up is realizing that Holden Caulfield is a pathetic cuck and a bullshit spouting incel.
“The Dodgers acquire Blake Snell”
Dodger Fans Every other fanbase
Dodger Fans Every other fanbase
November 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
“The Dodgers acquire Blake Snell”
Dodger Fans Every other fanbase
Dodger Fans Every other fanbase
Not to be overly dramatic, but I hope the guy that made “Super Size Me” will never rest in peace and his soul will forever be in torment for causing McDonalds to change how they made their fries based on his LIES.
November 27, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Not to be overly dramatic, but I hope the guy that made “Super Size Me” will never rest in peace and his soul will forever be in torment for causing McDonalds to change how they made their fries based on his LIES.
They just opened a Popeyes Chicken next to the In N Out across the street from my office. I’m afraid this may be the end for me.
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
They just opened a Popeyes Chicken next to the In N Out across the street from my office. I’m afraid this may be the end for me.
I’ve been playing Skyrim for nearly 13 years and for the last 12, all I ever do in the game is go beat up Maven Black-Briar, get high off skooma, decorate one of my many mansions and then enjoy quiet time with my adopted children. I will never finish the main quest nor do I want to.
November 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I’ve been playing Skyrim for nearly 13 years and for the last 12, all I ever do in the game is go beat up Maven Black-Briar, get high off skooma, decorate one of my many mansions and then enjoy quiet time with my adopted children. I will never finish the main quest nor do I want to.
I eat like fifty hard boiled eggs a day. Of course I’m concerned about the price of eggs.
November 26, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I eat like fifty hard boiled eggs a day. Of course I’m concerned about the price of eggs.