Exactly! That's why Universal Pictures should stop trying to sue more for charging people to watch Jaws in my swimming pool. I spent $40k on the pool! What was that for if I can't show Jaws!?

Someone send that joke to him, quick

For the right price I’ll polish your jokes and ideas all night baby

The new Hangover movie looks kinda sad...

People say I run a blood-soaked weapons company but in reality I am just connecting people with tomahawk missiles. I am a hero and the work I do is justified. Growth please.

For a cool $2k I’ll promote the shit out of it for you.

I'm outraged

Well maybe it's their birthdays

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