Mongo, The Dog Who Was A Whale
@mongo.bsky.social
"O! [Could I] reach the nation’s ear, I would.. pour out a fiery stream of biting ridicule, blasting reproach, withering sarcasm, and stern rebuke..."
THE DEVOLUTION *IS BEING* TELEVISED.
THE DEVOLUTION *IS BEING* TELEVISED.
The Leader demands; they follow...
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Leader demands; they follow...
Um, a little clarification: The Chairman Of The Board doesn't *dislike* Gamera - it's just that they have "a very strong difference of opinions on a number of topics and have been passionate in their defense."
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Um, a little clarification: The Chairman Of The Board doesn't *dislike* Gamera - it's just that they have "a very strong difference of opinions on a number of topics and have been passionate in their defense."
Don't worry. The Big Guy will be happy to put a placeholder on his schedule to remove 'that structure' at 12:01 PM on January 20, 2029. He wants Americans to know he's on their side, "and screw Gammera".
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Don't worry. The Big Guy will be happy to put a placeholder on his schedule to remove 'that structure' at 12:01 PM on January 20, 2029. He wants Americans to know he's on their side, "and screw Gammera".
This is one more step in "The Leader Is King". If he isn't opposed - what will prevent him from eliminating any law, or making up laws? His private personal law firm (formerly known as the DOJ) will back his play; to hell with The People, and America.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is one more step in "The Leader Is King". If he isn't opposed - what will prevent him from eliminating any law, or making up laws? His private personal law firm (formerly known as the DOJ) will back his play; to hell with The People, and America.
Bingo Bango Bongo;
Let's drop Elon in the Congo
that's where he'll belong
He thinks he's a kind of Hero
as a human, he's a Zero
He's so totally wrong
He never made a thing on his own
He's a con-artist salesman
that's what history has shown;
So Bingo Bango Bongo
Let's have an Elon embargo
This year !
Let's drop Elon in the Congo
that's where he'll belong
He thinks he's a kind of Hero
as a human, he's a Zero
He's so totally wrong
He never made a thing on his own
He's a con-artist salesman
that's what history has shown;
So Bingo Bango Bongo
Let's have an Elon embargo
This year !
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Bingo Bango Bongo;
Let's drop Elon in the Congo
that's where he'll belong
He thinks he's a kind of Hero
as a human, he's a Zero
He's so totally wrong
He never made a thing on his own
He's a con-artist salesman
that's what history has shown;
So Bingo Bango Bongo
Let's have an Elon embargo
This year !
Let's drop Elon in the Congo
that's where he'll belong
He thinks he's a kind of Hero
as a human, he's a Zero
He's so totally wrong
He never made a thing on his own
He's a con-artist salesman
that's what history has shown;
So Bingo Bango Bongo
Let's have an Elon embargo
This year !
... and the Big Guy is pleased.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
... and the Big Guy is pleased.
Old Man Screeching At Fate And Clouds:
Happy, when we no longer see this face, this bully, this predator.
Happy, when we no longer see this face, this bully, this predator.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Old Man Screeching At Fate And Clouds:
Happy, when we no longer see this face, this bully, this predator.
Happy, when we no longer see this face, this bully, this predator.
One of my all-time favorites.
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of my all-time favorites.
(UK Guardian)
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(UK Guardian)
Now, the Guardsmen's condition is "unclear"
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Now, the Guardsmen's condition is "unclear"
Fixed it *just* a little.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fixed it *just* a little.
Peety will be blotto for the holidays
On that you can depend
He likes corned beef with white bread and mayonnaise
that's as far as his taste can extend
He's a putz, he's a drooler;
They will want him at the Hague
The world recoils from what he is
and will avoid him like the Plague
BURMA SHAVE
On that you can depend
He likes corned beef with white bread and mayonnaise
that's as far as his taste can extend
He's a putz, he's a drooler;
They will want him at the Hague
The world recoils from what he is
and will avoid him like the Plague
BURMA SHAVE
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Peety will be blotto for the holidays
On that you can depend
He likes corned beef with white bread and mayonnaise
that's as far as his taste can extend
He's a putz, he's a drooler;
They will want him at the Hague
The world recoils from what he is
and will avoid him like the Plague
BURMA SHAVE
On that you can depend
He likes corned beef with white bread and mayonnaise
that's as far as his taste can extend
He's a putz, he's a drooler;
They will want him at the Hague
The world recoils from what he is
and will avoid him like the Plague
BURMA SHAVE
Hey not everyone likes this seasonal thing man
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hey not everyone likes this seasonal thing man
Morning, Fellow Radical Left Infiltrators !
I'm only in it for the Entropy.
I'm only in it for the Entropy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Morning, Fellow Radical Left Infiltrators !
I'm only in it for the Entropy.
I'm only in it for the Entropy.
They believe it is all literally true - Q-Anon, sharia law "no-go" zones; birtherism, Jewish Space Lasers; Adrenochrome cocktails; the 202 election; sedition = patriotism. And women who weigh the same as a duck are made of wood and are witches you can burn.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
They believe it is all literally true - Q-Anon, sharia law "no-go" zones; birtherism, Jewish Space Lasers; Adrenochrome cocktails; the 202 election; sedition = patriotism. And women who weigh the same as a duck are made of wood and are witches you can burn.
I can top that. Chotiner came to my house - no idea why, we don't know each other; apparently there's this lottery where he picks people at random and shows up - and I mispronounced his name three times and he disappears in a puff of smoke. Like Beetlejuice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I can top that. Chotiner came to my house - no idea why, we don't know each other; apparently there's this lottery where he picks people at random and shows up - and I mispronounced his name three times and he disappears in a puff of smoke. Like Beetlejuice.
It's that pesky "nuclear war" thing that won't go away.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It's that pesky "nuclear war" thing that won't go away.
Something is wrong with a Leader who won't (or, can't) understand the specifics of negotiations affecting hundreds of millions of lives.
Something is very wrong.
Something is very wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Something is wrong with a Leader who won't (or, can't) understand the specifics of negotiations affecting hundreds of millions of lives.
Something is very wrong.
Something is very wrong.