Can't you suck Trump's dick a little more quietly?

It's refreshing to see a major news outlet acknowledge the harms of "both sides" reporting, even if it is in a post-mortem

And I'm "very unhappy" that most of them didn't go far enough. These spineless fat cats don't represent us.

When we said "be gay, do crime," this is not what we meant

Who says they believe you? They don't care if you start teaching Batshit Literature 101, they're getting that A