Monet Patrice Thomas
@monetpatricethomas.bsky.social
Reader, Writer, open to free meals. Currently in Shanghai
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Somebody debrief me on your feelings of the casting of The Odyssey.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Somebody debrief me on your feelings of the casting of The Odyssey.
Watching my comfort show, Broadchurch.
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Watching my comfort show, Broadchurch.
I’m listening to this like I don’t know exactly how it ends.
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I’m listening to this like I don’t know exactly how it ends.
“Girl, every word in this song is gone be about you.”
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Girl, every word in this song is gone be about you.”
Watching D’Angelo videos and thinking, “I want to be sweaty in someone’s basement right now.” I hope the youth is still dancing in darkened basements.
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Watching D’Angelo videos and thinking, “I want to be sweaty in someone’s basement right now.” I hope the youth is still dancing in darkened basements.
Being an adult means I heard about D’Angelo’s passing, got up and went to work, came home and broke down.
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Being an adult means I heard about D’Angelo’s passing, got up and went to work, came home and broke down.
I feel the “it’s time to delete the dating apps again” smog rolling in.
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I feel the “it’s time to delete the dating apps again” smog rolling in.
*whispers* Let my body hit the floor.
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
*whispers* Let my body hit the floor.
Looking down the barrel of 15-20 more years of eat, work, sleep & repeat and I don’t know if I have it in me!
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Looking down the barrel of 15-20 more years of eat, work, sleep & repeat and I don’t know if I have it in me!
I had a brain wave to play Scattergories with my students to help them practice their vocabulary and encourage creativity. Is that still a party game? My family took it way too serious.
October 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I had a brain wave to play Scattergories with my students to help them practice their vocabulary and encourage creativity. Is that still a party game? My family took it way too serious.
This school year is already so messy, my coworker and I say “And it’s only October” like a mantra.
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This school year is already so messy, my coworker and I say “And it’s only October” like a mantra.
Three days back from Paris and already planning my trip to Italy.
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Three days back from Paris and already planning my trip to Italy.
I thought I was going to have to walk around with lusterless skin because I left my skin tint at home, but shoutout to the palais de garnier’s sephora for having my brand and shade 🙇🏾♀️🙏🏾
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I thought I was going to have to walk around with lusterless skin because I left my skin tint at home, but shoutout to the palais de garnier’s sephora for having my brand and shade 🙇🏾♀️🙏🏾
If you want to know how Monday went just know that I activated not one but two of my emergency measures for stress: I had takeout AND a glass of wine.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If you want to know how Monday went just know that I activated not one but two of my emergency measures for stress: I had takeout AND a glass of wine.
Anyway, as we celebrate the 21st of September, please also celebrate the birthday of my mother and godmother, two Notorious Virgo women. 😮💨🤣
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Anyway, as we celebrate the 21st of September, please also celebrate the birthday of my mother and godmother, two Notorious Virgo women. 😮💨🤣
I was going to try NOT to look like an American in Paris, but honestly that might be the best pickpocket deterrent. They know we’re ITCHING to unleash pent-up aggression.
September 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I was going to try NOT to look like an American in Paris, but honestly that might be the best pickpocket deterrent. They know we’re ITCHING to unleash pent-up aggression.
Other People’s Children Reveal the Passing of Time to Me, a Childless Woman: a memoir. Like why is the baby I held six months ago going to high school now?!?
September 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Other People’s Children Reveal the Passing of Time to Me, a Childless Woman: a memoir. Like why is the baby I held six months ago going to high school now?!?
I’m on the couch trying to talk myself into washing my hair. Being an adult never gets easier.
September 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’m on the couch trying to talk myself into washing my hair. Being an adult never gets easier.
Last Wednesday a student asked me to be the advisor for his rap club. He warned me that it might not actually get approved b/c they need at least 15 students…flash forward to today. The club currently has had over thirty students join the group chat. 🤔🤪😅
September 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Last Wednesday a student asked me to be the advisor for his rap club. He warned me that it might not actually get approved b/c they need at least 15 students…flash forward to today. The club currently has had over thirty students join the group chat. 🤔🤪😅
I don’t know where your life is, but I’m currently listening to a Dan Brown book in 2025…and enjoying it! I’m recapturing a specific moment in time.
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I don’t know where your life is, but I’m currently listening to a Dan Brown book in 2025…and enjoying it! I’m recapturing a specific moment in time.
And the arms of the ocean…delivered me.
September 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And the arms of the ocean…delivered me.
Never let me go. Never let me go.
September 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Never let me go. Never let me go.
I feel like the unasked question floating around was, “Who can burn out first?” and I’m going for gold 🤭
September 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I feel like the unasked question floating around was, “Who can burn out first?” and I’m going for gold 🤭
This school year is already full of drama and we’re just five days in!
September 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This school year is already full of drama and we’re just five days in!
I try so hard to articulate through writing how much goes into teaching, how much my mood or my morals or my ideas can shape my students for good or for bad, but it’s so hard to put into words.
September 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I try so hard to articulate through writing how much goes into teaching, how much my mood or my morals or my ideas can shape my students for good or for bad, but it’s so hard to put into words.