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Formerly [the disemvowelment of monkeybrief]

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I make places.
Was stuck behind this M4 Competition this morning and felt inspired to call ATL for more info.
Why dem a sell me pon a BYD?

Yes - same performance at half the price, but a panache we ah defend!

(Can you see that exhaust pattern?)
February 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
it's been a minute; what have i missed?!
January 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"What you think I rap for, to push a f*ckin' Rav 4?"
- a wise man

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hunter Biden's pardon shows rulebook being rewritten
Joe Biden may be criticised for protecting his son but is likely to pay little political price.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Yesterday I saw 'Captain Morgan Maple Syrup' in the supermarket. Proudly 'Made in Jamaica'.
Made from cane sugar and high fructose corn syrup.
(I really should have taken a pic)

I have questions.
November 26, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Arcane: League of Legends is spectacular! Mi nuh know what a gwaan, or why, but it is breathtaking.
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Admittedly, I'm late to the F1 party. This is just my second season.

I recognize that Lewis Hamilton has done some great things; 7x champion, and holder of almost every record....

But when are we gonna call a spade a spade?
November 24, 2024 at 11:00 AM
I'm a huge K Dot fan. I'm also a huge J Cole fan. I've always hated what Drake did to hip hop and I'll never forgive him; I'm not a fan.

But I am sick and tired with how they've been dominating my online experience for the past 6 months.

How many cat videos do I gotta watch?!
November 23, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Kendrick dropped an entire album yesterday, and my algorithm conspired to keep it secret from me?!
what.is.this?!
November 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Tomorrow marks the end of an era. A new adventure beckons.

I am excite!
November 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I should put the flag in my bio, don't?
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 PM
This feels like 2009 all over again.

I don't have a clue what I'm doing.
November 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM
November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Dear God, why?!
November 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Reposted by the DSM
i think we've all learned something tonight about the size of the market for events where there's a chance to see an influencer beaten to death
November 16, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Outside!
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Surprisingly, it's 'the wood'
November 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM