Most likely, the ones who rail against it the most are the ones consuming the most perverse scenes of debauchery found on the internet. They are driven by their own self shame.

Enjoy it, because next thing you know, you're turning 40 and nobody sends you birthday titties. (That was my experience last month anyway) lol

-My wife has always had the nicer vehicles while I've had the older, cheaper, high mileage cars.

#notamidlifecrisis #fuckoffwiththatbullshit #myturn

I've had entirely too many "midlife crisis" comments from family because I got it just after turning 40.

I've wanted a fun car for YEARS and things just happened to finally line up.

-My kid is 17 and driving herself now

-I can finally afford it

-I needed a new vehicle

Fuck it up!

Those and the "beat the game on ultra super hard difficulty" trophies.

This, in turn, has led me to mostly keeping to myself among strangers and those that I know don't like to dig deeper.

#badatsocialmedia #badatbeingsocial
#cantkeepitsimple

I'm sure a large part of that comes from living in Missouri my entire life. I've always felt like people around me don't like to think about things at depth. They don't want the real explanations for things, they just want the simple, most dumbed down version.

And it was on Titty Tuesday!!

Well, that went nowhere... not birthday titties for me. 😟

My wife and I would take you in, but I'm pretty sure you don't want to live in Missouri

This is AI.... take a good look at the hand

Everyone else is looking at the boots/shoes, and I'm over here focused on the built-in handles/stirrups

They tend to treat all M/F couples seeking a female partner as if it's only to fulfill the male sexual fantasy and as if the woman in the relationship is only doing it for him.

There are those of us out there who want a true relationship with another partner.