Brodie Davis
@monarch1985.bsky.social
40/m living in SW Missouri.
No reason to lie about it, I'm mainly here for the titties.
No reason to lie about it, I'm mainly here for the titties.
It cracks me up how an account could straight up be called something like "Random Nude Women", and dudes will still comment on it thinking they're talking directly to OP.
People are fucking DUMB!
People are fucking DUMB!
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It cracks me up how an account could straight up be called something like "Random Nude Women", and dudes will still comment on it thinking they're talking directly to OP.
People are fucking DUMB!
People are fucking DUMB!
At 40 years old, I have lots of firsts coming up for me all at once in January... first time flying, first cruise, first time seeing an ocean, first time outside of the U.S.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
At 40 years old, I have lots of firsts coming up for me all at once in January... first time flying, first cruise, first time seeing an ocean, first time outside of the U.S.
Listen up everyone, this is important...
Titties are great. Big or small, doesn't matter. Titties are just great.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Titties are great. Big or small, doesn't matter. Titties are just great.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Listen up everyone, this is important...
Titties are great. Big or small, doesn't matter. Titties are just great.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Titties are great. Big or small, doesn't matter. Titties are just great.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
In high school, I wanted to be a game designer. Didn't do college because of the cost, and a few years later, started taking classes and realized I hate programming.
Over the years, I realized how much I like to continuously learn, and that I should have gone into science. #shouldabeenascientist
Over the years, I realized how much I like to continuously learn, and that I should have gone into science. #shouldabeenascientist
August 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In high school, I wanted to be a game designer. Didn't do college because of the cost, and a few years later, started taking classes and realized I hate programming.
Over the years, I realized how much I like to continuously learn, and that I should have gone into science. #shouldabeenascientist
Over the years, I realized how much I like to continuously learn, and that I should have gone into science. #shouldabeenascientist
I have come to realize that I'm not very good at social media. I know part of it is because I don't like simplifying my thoughts, and I tend to get too wordy, because I don't want things to be misconstrued. I want people to see my full thought process.
August 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I have come to realize that I'm not very good at social media. I know part of it is because I don't like simplifying my thoughts, and I tend to get too wordy, because I don't want things to be misconstrued. I want people to see my full thought process.
Not sure how many will see this, but it's my birthday! Send some titties to make it worth turning 40!
August 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Not sure how many will see this, but it's my birthday! Send some titties to make it worth turning 40!
I'm 2 days away from 40.... fuck
August 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I'm 2 days away from 40.... fuck
Sometimes I get the urge to post a dick Pic here, then I'm like "Nah, nobody wants to see that."
July 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sometimes I get the urge to post a dick Pic here, then I'm like "Nah, nobody wants to see that."
It really bugs me that there's so many who do open poly and talk about it being hard will try to steer others away from closed poly relationships like triads "because it's hard".
They often sling around "unicorn hunter" (a term which I hate) as a kind of slur.
They often sling around "unicorn hunter" (a term which I hate) as a kind of slur.
July 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It really bugs me that there's so many who do open poly and talk about it being hard will try to steer others away from closed poly relationships like triads "because it's hard".
They often sling around "unicorn hunter" (a term which I hate) as a kind of slur.
They often sling around "unicorn hunter" (a term which I hate) as a kind of slur.
It feels like there's a huge aversion to closed poly relationships.
I know a big part of it comes from monogamy being rammed in everyone's heads our entire lives, and I know another part comes from shitty people treating a 3rd person as their own sexual object rather than an equal partner-
I know a big part of it comes from monogamy being rammed in everyone's heads our entire lives, and I know another part comes from shitty people treating a 3rd person as their own sexual object rather than an equal partner-
July 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It feels like there's a huge aversion to closed poly relationships.
I know a big part of it comes from monogamy being rammed in everyone's heads our entire lives, and I know another part comes from shitty people treating a 3rd person as their own sexual object rather than an equal partner-
I know a big part of it comes from monogamy being rammed in everyone's heads our entire lives, and I know another part comes from shitty people treating a 3rd person as their own sexual object rather than an equal partner-
I look around and see all these hotties that are on OF and/or other platforms and think to myself, "I should have taken the career path of an erotic photographer."
March 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I look around and see all these hotties that are on OF and/or other platforms and think to myself, "I should have taken the career path of an erotic photographer."
Somewhere around 15 years ago, I made the discovery that my wife was interested in BDSM. Starting off, I had no problem delving into the lighter end of things, like tying her up, but I really struggled with things like inflicting pain and taking full control.
March 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Somewhere around 15 years ago, I made the discovery that my wife was interested in BDSM. Starting off, I had no problem delving into the lighter end of things, like tying her up, but I really struggled with things like inflicting pain and taking full control.
The Cami, Jules, and Lia bots need to chill the fuck out
January 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The Cami, Jules, and Lia bots need to chill the fuck out
I think I'll start using this thing to talk about some of the inner workings of my mind.
When people first meet me, they often mistake me for being shy, which isn't really the case.
I'm what I would call an observer. I gather information, then form my interactions upon that which I have gathered.
When people first meet me, they often mistake me for being shy, which isn't really the case.
I'm what I would call an observer. I gather information, then form my interactions upon that which I have gathered.
January 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I think I'll start using this thing to talk about some of the inner workings of my mind.
When people first meet me, they often mistake me for being shy, which isn't really the case.
I'm what I would call an observer. I gather information, then form my interactions upon that which I have gathered.
When people first meet me, they often mistake me for being shy, which isn't really the case.
I'm what I would call an observer. I gather information, then form my interactions upon that which I have gathered.
Gotta love all these fake ass profiles that follow me all saying the EXACT same thing in the bio.
December 17, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Gotta love all these fake ass profiles that follow me all saying the EXACT same thing in the bio.
I often consider commenting on some of the hot ass nsfw posts on here, but then my logic brain kicks in and tells me...
A) I most likely won't be saying anything that's not already being said
And B) It's not like commenting on these posts are gonna get me laid. Lol
A) I most likely won't be saying anything that's not already being said
And B) It's not like commenting on these posts are gonna get me laid. Lol
December 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I often consider commenting on some of the hot ass nsfw posts on here, but then my logic brain kicks in and tells me...
A) I most likely won't be saying anything that's not already being said
And B) It's not like commenting on these posts are gonna get me laid. Lol
A) I most likely won't be saying anything that's not already being said
And B) It's not like commenting on these posts are gonna get me laid. Lol
I've never managed to master the art of the dick pic. I've tried all kinds of angles and techniques, and still look at them and think to myself "6 inches should look bigger than that".
Idk whether I just can't figure it out, or if I'm blinded by self criticism.
Idk whether I just can't figure it out, or if I'm blinded by self criticism.
December 9, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I've never managed to master the art of the dick pic. I've tried all kinds of angles and techniques, and still look at them and think to myself "6 inches should look bigger than that".
Idk whether I just can't figure it out, or if I'm blinded by self criticism.
Idk whether I just can't figure it out, or if I'm blinded by self criticism.
I tend to not really interact with people on here. Most of the accounts I follow are SWs, and I know I won't be purchasing content, so I'm not going to waste their time with my messages. I'm sure they get bombarded enough from other people.
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I tend to not really interact with people on here. Most of the accounts I follow are SWs, and I know I won't be purchasing content, so I'm not going to waste their time with my messages. I'm sure they get bombarded enough from other people.
Having a Bi wife in the middle of hardcore MAGA country makes it difficult to enjoy the perks of having a Bi wife
December 4, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Having a Bi wife in the middle of hardcore MAGA country makes it difficult to enjoy the perks of having a Bi wife
I figured I should at least post something on here. I never really know what to talk about on these things.
Really I'm just here to look at all the nude hotties, pretty much the same as I do on Reddit.
Really I'm just here to look at all the nude hotties, pretty much the same as I do on Reddit.
December 2, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I figured I should at least post something on here. I never really know what to talk about on these things.
Really I'm just here to look at all the nude hotties, pretty much the same as I do on Reddit.
Really I'm just here to look at all the nude hotties, pretty much the same as I do on Reddit.