Welp, this has been in my head for the past half hour.

I'll take it

All us Jewish kids having the 18 times table memorized . . .

I truly love being home. My little space in the world.

12. We've been over this.

1. I have to argue a case in court and the judge is being very mean and condescending.

2. Centipedes. Just . . . centipedes.

3. It's unrelentingly hot and loud in the room and I can't leave or alleviate those issues in any way.

I got briefly obsessed with the glory hole at Berryessa a few days ago, and looking at it while the water line is above it, so it just looks like a fricking hole in the frickin lake, gives me super heebie-jeebies.

Christine, you've introduced me to three new nightmares. Thanks?

Jerry no

Man I'm 42 and I still insist all fish be fried before going in my mouth.

Jump scare, Jesus christ.