Magnanimously Matt
@momentarilymatt.bsky.social
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
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Is that a volumetric visualization of the Virginia's governor race or are you happy to see me?
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Is that a volumetric visualization of the Virginia's governor race or are you happy to see me?
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?
October 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?
Sorry I'm late, I had this cat in my lap
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sorry I'm late, I had this cat in my lap
Mentally I'm here
September 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mentally I'm here
Actual 4th of July vibes
July 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Actual 4th of July vibes
I always thought Heat Dome was the sequel to Biodome
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I always thought Heat Dome was the sequel to Biodome
In a world full of sheep, be a shoggoth, a horrific, shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles
June 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
In a world full of sheep, be a shoggoth, a horrific, shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles
Your outie is a neurotic mess and cries while they eat a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Your outie is a neurotic mess and cries while they eat a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's
Your outie is a terrible person and drones on about craft beer to all their wine drinking friends
April 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Your outie is a terrible person and drones on about craft beer to all their wine drinking friends
*I grab my keys*
My dog:
My dog:
March 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*I grab my keys*
My dog:
My dog:
Look what they took from us
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Look what they took from us
If you were a cook in too many cooks, who would you be?
Knorg,
wanted to try one of these.
You know what it had to be
Knorg,
wanted to try one of these.
You know what it had to be
February 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If you were a cook in too many cooks, who would you be?
Knorg,
wanted to try one of these.
You know what it had to be
Knorg,
wanted to try one of these.
You know what it had to be
The Twin Peaks high School girls bathroom is epic.
February 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Twin Peaks high School girls bathroom is epic.
This house feels like a cocaine party at a furniture store
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This house feels like a cocaine party at a furniture store
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
You take that back. The Head is great.
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You take that back. The Head is great.
They've found me
January 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They've found me
I can't tell who I'm rooting for in this conversation, but I need more.
December 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I can't tell who I'm rooting for in this conversation, but I need more.
Advertise your account with one image
December 29, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Advertise your account with one image
if you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
December 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
if you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
No fucking contest
No fucking contest
December 11, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
No fucking contest
No fucking contest
Nice try Cillian Murphy. That's just me on a good day, stop trying to steal my spotlight.
December 11, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Nice try Cillian Murphy. That's just me on a good day, stop trying to steal my spotlight.
Me: Time for my next chapter
The chapter:
The chapter:
December 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Me: Time for my next chapter
The chapter:
The chapter: