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Magnanimously Matt
@momentarilymatt.bsky.social
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.

Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k276evh44gwsbdybxgtdothh/lists/3lb3c3birbg2
Is that a volumetric visualization of the Virginia's governor race or are you happy to see me?
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?
October 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sorry I'm late, I had this cat in my lap
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Mentally I'm here
September 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Actual 4th of July vibes
July 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I always thought Heat Dome was the sequel to Biodome
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
June 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
June 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
In a world full of sheep, be a shoggoth, a horrific, shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles
June 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Your outie is a neurotic mess and cries while they eat a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Your outie is a terrible person and drones on about craft beer to all their wine drinking friends
April 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
*I grab my keys*

My dog:
March 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Look what they took from us
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you were a cook in too many cooks, who would you be?

Knorg,
wanted to try one of these.

You know what it had to be
February 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Twin Peaks high School girls bathroom is epic.
February 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This house feels like a cocaine party at a furniture store
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
You take that back. The Head is great.
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Looks at all these fine lookin friends. We have another donkey, a vampire rabbit and two black cats in the mix. #blessed
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They've found me
January 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I can't tell who I'm rooting for in this conversation, but I need more.
December 29, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Advertise your account with one image
December 29, 2024 at 4:22 PM
if you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
December 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

No fucking contest
December 11, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Nice try Cillian Murphy. That's just me on a good day, stop trying to steal my spotlight.
December 11, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Me: Time for my next chapter

The chapter:
December 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM